What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[shybutobscene]

The 4th quarter of the Vikings game.

 

[BookishBabe0]

I don't remember. I just know I said it today bc I rarely say it these days. Probably over pushing myself to work out when I'd rather not.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

When your favored hand for masturbation is injured..it just feels.. wrong using the other. Fuck!

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Described to Master how when angry I told a mutual friend that only one person is allowed to tell me to calm down. Master replied with "Now there's 2. If she tells you to calm down, you will calm down"
Fuck.
Mutual friend thinks this is hilarious.

 

[fsa52]

A damn dead car battery this morning

 

[Cjbdd]

Thoughts of things to come

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A litster..
The mail carrier not delivering the package I was hoping for.

 

[Trubbycat]

I cannot emphasize this enough: never trust a fart.

 

[summer_reine]

Fighting to unplug the block heater cord without damaging it or my numb fingers. Either make the connection magnetic or put larger rubber ends on them.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Turnabout being fair play.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Sticking the oven on to warm up and going back 20 minutes later to find i didn't set the temperature! D'oh.

 

[smtst5]

I’m done fighting. Fuck it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Spending an hour writing a thoughtful note to a woman on Lit only for it somehow to have been deleted and unrecoverable!

I hate that. Or a Voca that gets lost. I feel so bad for you.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

The inappropriate thoughts I had in the company boardroom earlier

 

[UnquietDreams]

The inappropriate thoughts I had in the company boardroom earlier

"I wish our market share would drop so I could feel better about leaving when my bonus drops out. I mean, yeah, it screws everyone else. Is that bad?"

 

[Cwtchseeker]

"I wish our market share would drop so I could feel better about leaving when my bonus drops out. I mean, yeah, it screws everyone else. Is that bad?"

More like I wonder how many times this has been used for a good fucking? Could I get away with fucking my partner here? What is the best position for sex on a boardroom table? The only bonus I’ll ever get is if it fucking happened, I’m no big wig just a pawn using the room for a meeting lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

More like I wonder how many times this has been used for a good fucking? Could I get away with fucking my partner here? What is the best position for sex on a boardroom table?

Standing by the edge with her laying in missionary worked well...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

A convincing defense of the M word (moist)

 

[PMarky2]

Not being able to get back to sleep at 3am this morning.

 

[UnquietDreams]

A convincing defense of the M word (moist)

Mermaid? Maybe "space mermaid?"

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Mermaid? Maybe "space mermaid?"

Think words that describe cake.

For the record, I am PRO mermaid.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Three massive orgasms

 

[UnquietDreams]

Think words that describe cake.

"Mmmmmmm, good cake."

For the record, I am PRO mermaid.

So am I!

 

[BDA73]

Looking at my client list

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Mmmmmmm, good cake."

Closer. Take the M and add an O

So am I!

Smart man.