What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[Cwtchseeker]

"I wish our market share would drop so I could feel better about leaving when my bonus drops out. I mean, yeah, it screws everyone else. Is that bad?"

More like I wonder how many times this has been used for a good fucking? Could I get away with fucking my partner here? What is the best position for sex on a boardroom table? The only bonus I’ll ever get is if it fucking happened, I’m no big wig just a pawn using the room for a meeting lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

More like I wonder how many times this has been used for a good fucking? Could I get away with fucking my partner here? What is the best position for sex on a boardroom table?

Standing by the edge with her laying in missionary worked well...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

A convincing defense of the M word (moist)

 

[PMarky2]

Not being able to get back to sleep at 3am this morning.

 

[UnquietDreams]

A convincing defense of the M word (moist)

Mermaid? Maybe "space mermaid?"

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Mermaid? Maybe "space mermaid?"

Think words that describe cake.

For the record, I am PRO mermaid.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Three massive orgasms

 

[UnquietDreams]

Think words that describe cake.

"Mmmmmmm, good cake."

For the record, I am PRO mermaid.

So am I!

 

[BDA73]

Looking at my client list

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Mmmmmmm, good cake."

Closer. Take the M and add an O

So am I!

Smart man.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Closer. Take the M and add an O

"Mmmoooo?"

Oh! "Mom, good cake!"

Smart man.

See above, but thank you

 

[Wand3rlust]

A convincing defense of the M word (moist)

Nope. Nah. Uh uhh.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Nope. Nah. Uh uhh.

It was a good defense. But, like you, I remain unconvinced.

 

[Lost_Writer01]

Looking at how long my presenting slot is tomorrow.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Thinking I'd treat myself to a little afternoon delight and instead I ended up having a big old cry

Not the release I was hoping for

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Just getting in the bath and someone knocks at the door. Fuuuuuck! So I get up, threw on a towel, went hopping downstairs to find out it was someone knocking on the wrong house...


Fuuuuuck! Still. Shows I can move a bit quicker these days.

 

[SWR101]

Waking up way before I had to and not being able to go back to sleep

 

[ccs29745]

Cleaning house for 6 hours and then asked what I was planning for dinner.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

The sight of the latest energy bills..

 

[Grant55]

The refrigerator not working

 

[Girly_girl]

I had to run out this afternoon to pick up some prescriptions. When I arrived back home, I shut my radio off and the date read 2/2/15. Ummm, WTF. The laundry list of things I’d have to tell a 40 something me!

 

[DrB58]

Buried my Mom on Monday. Dementia is a bitch!

 

[Neanderthal247]

Buried my Mom on Monday. Dementia is a bitch!

Deepest condolences.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

My son has an ear infection AND pneumonia... and it's all contagious. Lovely.

 

[Trubbycat]

My son has an ear infection AND pneumonia... and it's all contagious. Lovely.

When our daughter was little and in preschool ear infections and pink eye went hand in hand. I don't miss that.