What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[IelleDan]

This weather sucks. I know it's December but I'm not ready for it! Also now I want cookies

 

[Hardcane69]

Happy my misfortune can make at least someone smile!

Well really sucks that it happened just made me smile thinking here I am feeling just kind of alone and cruising this erotic site and your comment came across just very genuine made me smile. Hope you get to leave work soon.

 

[smtst5]

My pup wanting to go outside at 4 am when it is 15 F out and the wind humming

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Fucking everything so far today

 

[Leigh81]

Everyday our communist Prime Minister trying to ruin our country & it's citizens

Fuck Trudeau!!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Random nose bleed. Ugh.

 

[italiansexylady]

Xfinity

 

[fishnfool]

The temperature in eastern North Carolina tonight.

 

[fsa52]

Chunking out over a thousand dollars for tires today
A necessity, but it still hurt!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

My shepard blowing his undercoat. In December.
Homie, it's cold outside. You need all that hair and my vacuum doesn't.

Shepherds will moult just to piss you off.

All three of mine used to shed pretty much all year round.

 

[Cjbdd]

Bacon grease.....OUCH FUCK

 

[orangecurious]

the accident in the cycling on tv.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Chunking out over a thousand dollars for tires today
A necessity, but it still hurt!

I just ordered some today. I should have waited until January.

 

[Tallulah82]

I cannot for the life of me seem to get into the Christmas spirit. I fear the whole thing will pass and I'll not feel even the slightest thrill of it being Christmas.

 

[summer_reine]

I cannot for the life of me seem to get into the Christmas spirit. I fear the whole thing will pass and I'll not feel even the slightest thrill of it being Christmas.

I hope something sparks it for you. I'm waiting too

 

[deft]

I cannot for the life of me seem to get into the Christmas spirit. I fear the whole thing will pass and I'll not feel even the slightest thrill of it being Christmas.

Oh, dear! Maybe someone will ask you to help empty their sacks and you'll be drowning in good cheer?

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh, dear! Maybe someone will ask you to help empty their sacks and you'll be drowning in good cheer?

I'm shocked that you'd think of such a solution. Shocked.

 

[deft]

I'm shocked that you'd think of such a solution. Shocked.

Dunno what you mean… giving people gifts always makes me feel good!

 

[Wriggle]

I just accidentally deleted a very important Skype chat filled with wonderful discussions, memories & photos and videos, because I was deleting fucking crypto bros scam chats.

Fucking fuck fuckers - fuck you you fucks

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Spending three hours on the side of the road in my broken down car in the middle of Storm Darragh. Then being towed to a garage to be told it'll probably cost thousands to repair.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

This...

 

[Tallulah82]

Another sneaky orgasm when I was "napping".

 

[UnquietDreams]

My dog deciding I had slept enough and standing on my chest three hours after I finally got to sleep.

 

[orangecurious]

Two in the space of a few minutes... first: slightly messing up when processing some films. luckily is didn't damage anything. second: the little roof of the bird feeder being blown away less than an hour after i had gone downstairs to find it and put it back from last night.

 

[Neanderthal247]

This...

You made my Christmas song pervy