What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

I got a text from two people about 15 minutes after a friend of mine’s birthday get-together had started. I had completely forgotten. I’ve never made myself halfway-presentable so quickly.

Turned out to be a great time, actually. I still feel bad, though. It’s a good thing we’re good friends. He thought it was more funny than anything else.
 
Had a car accident after visiting my Mom at the cemetery on the anniversary......just damage to the front end and minor bruising. Then 2 weeks later got up too fast and slammed my head into a sharp piece of metal under a truck. Looked like Carrie with streaming blood 😩 Hoping for a good ending of the year 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
 
Had a car accident after visiting my Mom at the cemetery on the anniversary......just damage to the front end and minor bruising. Then 2 weeks later got up too fast and slammed my head into a sharp piece of metal under a truck. Looked like Carrie with streaming blood 😩 Hoping for a good ending of the year 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Be careful kiddo

Seeing how fast the trees are selling this year.
 
You can't be bothered to log onto your account to pay your doctor's bill... and instead you want me to snail mail it and pay postage? What the fuck?
 
Some of my lights were working earlier have decided they don't want to. Guess I'll pick up some more tomorrow.
 
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