What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

I had to bring my car into the repair shop. The owner gave me a ride home. His car smelled like cigarette smoke, which made me nauseous and gave me a headache. Hopefully, the nausea and headache pass soon.
 
Sneezing this morning. I was eating breakfast - a bowl of cereal - and had stuffed my mouth full when an uncontrollable urge to sneeze hit me. I tried covering my mouth, but the cereal projectiles ricocheted and managed to escape at high velocity - coating my face, neck, t-shirt, sink, kitchen window. It was a mighty blow...
 
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