What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[TheGoodLife3976]

Yes. You never know when you'll be walking down the street and someone starts shooting hockey pucks at you.

 

[Xerxes82]

You have your own goalie?!

You don't? How good is your defense that you can afford to leave your net empty with all the thirsty sticks around here?

 

[Neanderthal247]

Him working another late shift.

Don't worry I'll be home soon

 

[TiedbyChris]

No running water, no idea when it’s coming back, confusing communication about where and when drinking water can be collected and what about water for all the other things. ffs

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

BOTS

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

Cancelled Plans...

 

[Leana_M]

When a cock hits the bottom of my pussy.

 

[Iwillgo]

Chest cold is hanging around another day.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Remembering that dishes don't wash themselves

 

[Xerxes82]

Dropping a can of soda on my toe.

 

[angelofthenorth]

A message sent that I got this morning

 

[BInowGay]

Chest cold is hanging around another day.

You caught that crap too? Been two weeks for me

 

[MissRadiant]

House renovations

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

When a cock hits the bottom of my pussy.

Rawr

"Cheers"

 

[Wand3rlust]

Utter wankers hacking my daughter's discord server and trying to get her to hand over money.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I went to buy a birthday gift for my niece and realized I'm nearly half a century old!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I went to buy a birthday gift for my niece and realized I'm nearly half a century old!

As someone who is half a century old, it’s not that bad!

 

[Jeanie99]

Realizing at the gym today that I have a very long way to go.

 

[angelofthenorth]

News I was told this morning

 

[kreemi_pi]

Someone else said it first.

 

[Jaws82]

Forgetting an ingredient on my shopping list

 

[kreemi_pi]

Answering @Jaws82 when he asked what I wanted to do tonight

 

[Jaws82]

Answering @Jaws82 when he asked what I wanted to do tonight

Realizing I'm on the other coast from @kreemi_pi