What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No no no
No no no!!! For the last time!!! He’s NOT my friend!!! Grrrrrrr

But… if you need help hiding a body, I’m your girl!!
I got you!

Okay, but I really like the idea of stabbing him for catharsis and burning him while still alive. If you want to help, we have 2 options: help with the post-fire cleanup in the apartment, or…help me move him (while alive) to a secure, fireproof location where I can carry out my plan. 2 sounds a lot less messy, but I can be flexible

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Okay, but I really like the idea of stabbing him for catharsis and burning him while still alive. If you want to help, we have 2 options: help with the post-fire cleanup in the apartment, or…help me move him (while alive) to a secure, fireproof location where I can carry out my plan. 2 sounds a lot less messy, but I can be flexible

This is your issue… we do it your way
I’m just there to help
xoxoxo

 

[ShaneoD]

Okay, but I really like the idea of stabbing him for catharsis and burning him while still alive. If you want to help, we have 2 options: help with the post-fire cleanup in the apartment, or…help me move him (while alive) to a secure, fireproof location where I can carry out my plan. 2 sounds a lot less messy, but I can be flexible

Someone is feeling very stabby/cutty tonight

 

[Misshotndeep]

The massive download. I feel like I am back on dial-up and limeware.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Trust me when I say none of you could ever handle jail or prison. You’d be crying within 10 minutes from lack of cell service and no cyber life.

I know, we can’t all be as hard as you. I’d miss my booze, tunes, pancake-tittied skanks, flannel PJ pants and…ohwait

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I know, we can’t all be as hard as you. I’d miss my booze, tunes, pancake-tittied skanks, flannel PJ pants and…ohwait

dammit.... you bring up SO MANY things I couldn't live without

Sigh

 

[barefootgirl69]

Maybe @MidwestPrincess23‘s incarcerated friend can give me advice on how to smuggle a phone to post on Lit from jail, cuz I’m thisfuckingclose to stabbing him 7 times and setting him on fire before he’s done bleeding out

No no no
No no no!!! For the last time!!! He’s NOT my friend!!! Grrrrrrr

But… if you need help hiding a body, I’m your girl!!
I got you!

Oh, no...not that guy! He's already been on the radar.

 

[Shady_nz]

https://www.nzdf.mil.nz/navy/navy-news/anzac-day-flypasts-2025/
@cheekygirl75

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I know, we can’t all be as hard as you. I’d miss my booze, tunes, pancake-tittied skanks, flannel PJ pants and…ohwait

Most of that one can score in prison.

 

[lilmissdarling]

The current shit show. Lack of planning. And trying to figure out which fire to put out first.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I was awake all night when I wanted to sleep.
My kiddo only leaving me 4 tacos out of 20 and not bring able to figure out what I am craving to cook.
Not feeling guilty for saying no. Healthy boundaries are awesome!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Had to get labwork this morning and it was the most painful stick ever

https://media.tenor.com/TDoaU1-fcDgAAAAM/pout-girl.gif

 

[MichelleSwan]

Beautiful vaginal interrupted by unexpected anal

 

[mortis]

The plumber saying he had to replace the full stack under the kitchen sink. $$$$

It's been the most expensive April in my life.

 

[Wand3rlust]

The temp next week in London is around 24°C.
The temp next week in Toronto is around 8°C.

Fuck that shit.

*gets winter clothes back out*

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Who the F sincerely thinks it’s a good idea for team building for managers is a pool day at an employees house? This has more holes to fill than a colander. Honest to Pete I hope this is a joke.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Who the F sincerely thinks it’s a good idea for team building for managers is a pool day at an employees house? This has more holes to fill than a colander. Honest to Pete I hope this is a joke.

I don't know who Pete is, but where can I apply to be a manager?

 

[Misshotndeep]

A Spring rainy afternoon. It is beautiful and relaxing. I so fucking needed this.

 

[barefootgirl69]

In bed reading just now, just past the edge of my book - in my line of sight - I see the blankets move!

Then, I realized it's me wiggling my foot.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Drink thrown in face for calling dumb fucking cunts dumb fucking cunts at rocknroll show because wanted to talk entire set.

 

[fma20fma]

walking in boss office and saw his secretary kneeling down and felatio.

 

[Misshotndeep]

A beautiful Spring Sunday morning.
Coffee in hand.
Romance novel playing.

 

[hotcpu]

A beautiful Spring Sunday morning.
Coffee in hand.
Romance novel playing.

Any recommendations on the novel??

 

[Animaul]

People deciding to vacuum at 7am...wtf, c'mon.

 

[AlexaF]

Neighbor making a lot of noise in his backyard when I was trying to sleep in