Whiskeyjack
The Nappening
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Spending the morning trying to get the doctor's office, pharmacist, and insurance company all on the same page that my kid, is, in fact, my kid.
What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3
- Thread starter Misshotndeep
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munch2much
Intelligence is sexy
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You shouldn’t use that phrase on Lit! Are you insane? You know how literal horny listers are!!
munch2much
Intelligence is sexy
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The police
Why?
AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
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Forgetting to have dinner so now I am sat here eating a fruit platter and pistachios and it is nearly bedtime 
Beezzlebub
Virgin
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Too late.You shouldn’t use that phrase on Lit! Are you insane? You know how literal horny listers are!!
~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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Annoying posts 
Saltfountain
Schrödinger's cock
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I can only apologiseAnnoying posts
~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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No you.
Saltfountain
Schrödinger's cock
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~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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No, it wasn't your posts.Me in general?
I had a damn typo. Sorry, haven't slept in over 18 hours.
Saltfountain
Schrödinger's cock
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I was teasingNo, it wasn't your posts.
I had a damn typo. Sorry, haven't slept in over 18 hours.
~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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I know you were…got a giggle from it, too.I was teasing
ScorpioRising71
Experienced
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Tried a licorice lolly from IKEA this evening - just f’ing yuck
Saltfountain
Schrödinger's cock
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ScorpioRising71
Experienced
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Sexy_Singer
Retired Legend
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The team I route for scoring 16 runs only to lose 17 to 16. Fuckers
cheekygirl75
Brains of the Outfit
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FIFY= fixed it for you. All licorice is yuck, not just the stuff from IKEA
mortis
Literotica Guru
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The Rockies are also the worst team in baseball history.
Sexy_Singer
Retired Legend
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Except when they play the Pirates
jeff_is_smiling
Mentally Controlling
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After shredding my dish wand sponge, I replaced it with one of the replacement sponges I just received. NATURALLY, I got the wrong fucking size and now have no dish wand for hand washing the dishes...
