What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

No, I don't know what the fuck this 6, 7, trend is.

But do you know what the 5 fingers said to the face?? 🙃
 
Other folks around my state and region got to see the Northern Lights tonight.
All I saw was clouds.
 
The seemingly incompetent accountants I asked to handle my dead parents'.tax returns 1. Sent me a bill for $750 *AND* send me new copies of nearly identical forms to fill out. Again.

Maybe contempt of court was the way to go
 
A German who loves saying it
She said Americans are afraid to use it, so I used it a lot in my next sentence
 
Booking airport car parking and trying to register for their loyalty scheme. If I have to enter another fkin code and still it tells me I have no fkin active booking ….. maybe it was easier when you called them and booked by phone
 
Cabin crew suggesting I could use the air bridge at front of plane rather than going down the steps at rear door. Arrrrgh (this could also be in the fk I’m feeling old thread)
 
Pack of coyotes just went off and started howling outside my house.Once one starts they ALL go off but pretty loud tonight maybe 8 or 10.
 
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