What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[lifeisgood3976]

One of those days where it seems like several curses have been placed on me.

 

[Animaul]

No, I don't know what the fuck this 6, 7, trend is.

But do you know what the 5 fingers said to the face??

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Other folks around my state and region got to see the Northern Lights tonight.
All I saw was clouds.

 

[mortis]

Skin cancer…

 

[F3x0r]

Existance really, I pretty much say Fuck all the time

 

[cheekygirl75]

Seeing, out of the corner of my eye, the almost full size wolfman Halloween decoration my nieces moved to the bottom of the stairs. Scared the crap out of me!

 

[lacandy]

Having something scheduled to be done at the house and husband needing to be there and specifically scheduling it and him telling me the night before that he won’t be here. Cause I do fucking everything, I’ll take care of this too…

 

[Xerxes82]

Watching as she pulled her top off, her ample breasts beckoning my longing hands. Gentle, teasing kisses as she lowered herself onto her back, pulling me down atop her. Her eager legs spreading as she reaches down between my legs and...

Alarm Clock! Time to wake up, no more dreaming for you.

FUCK!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Being stuck on the motorway in a horrific tailback - first fuck!

Then the next when you hear a car has crashed ahead and is on fire with the person still in it. Double fuck.

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

Todays crappy weather, cold and rainy.

 

[J64stephenson]

My alarm clock this morning

Then the fucking snoooooooze


Fuck

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Donut whining...

 

[F3x0r]

A general realization about things

 

[Cthulhu1138]

The seemingly incompetent accountants I asked to handle my dead parents'.tax returns 1. Sent me a bill for $750 *AND* send me new copies of nearly identical forms to fill out. Again.

Maybe contempt of court was the way to go

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Singing along to the Manic Street Preachers in the shower

 

[Pad_Foot]

A German who loves saying it
She said Americans are afraid to use it, so I used it a lot in my next sentence

 

[Girly_girl]

Sliced my finger open while trying to cut those plastic things that keep hair clips attached to the packaging, and having my finger too close. Not deep enough for stitches but needed some bandages and a tetanus shot.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Sleet, rain and in some parts snow......I haven't put my heating on in 3 years but damn...... I'm menopause and I have tropical moments .I'll manage....... I'm sittin' 'ere wi nipples like chaple hatpegs ......fuck it the heating is going on!!!

 

[TiedbyChris]

Booking airport car parking and trying to register for their loyalty scheme. If I have to enter another fkin code and still it tells me I have no fkin active booking ….. maybe it was easier when you called them and booked by phone

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Sleet, rain and in some parts snow......I haven't put my heating on in 3 years but damn...... I'm menopause and I have tropical moments .I'll manage....... I'm sittin' 'ere wi nipples like chaple hatpegs ......fuck it the heating is going on!!!

Love it when you talk dirty

 

[Grumpy_OG]

Waking up to the sound of more rain.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Cabin crew suggesting I could use the air bridge at front of plane rather than going down the steps at rear door. Arrrrgh (this could also be in the fk I’m feeling old thread)

 

[Sexy_Singer]

My friend died.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Pack of coyotes just went off and started howling outside my house.Once one starts they ALL go off but pretty loud tonight maybe 8 or 10.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Receiving the best blowjob ever earlier today followed by some much-needed sex.