What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[AWonkyDonkey]

Receiving the best blowjob ever earlier today followed by some much-needed sex.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Running out of coffee

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Receiving the best blowjob ever earlier today followed by some much-needed sex.

"good dog!"

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

"good dog!"

I originally replied to this with a joke about my partner rolling on to her back, wanting her tummy tickled and wanting a Bonio afterwards but......


.....oh wait, I just did!




*Disclaimer:- I did in fact sleep with a human being. I'm not THAT much of a pervert. Obvs.*

 

[AmberLGreen]

"good dog!"

Thank you

 

[mobleedzblue]

My alarm this morning

 

[Leigh81]

Tim Horton's
An iconic Canadian franchise that has completely turned to absolute shit!!

 

[Tallulah82]

I knew giving me it on a USB last year was a bad idea, and now they want to USB back to add more... yeah, I don't know where the fuck it is. So I'm now spending time clearing a different USB to give to them to fill, to give me it back and somehow not lose this one next year either...

 

[Cindy027]

I knew giving me it on a USB last year was a bad idea, and now they want to USB back to add more... yeah, I don't know where the fuck it is. So I'm now spending time clearing a different USB to give to them to fill, to give me it back and somehow not lose this one next year either...

To me a USB is like a stick of gum, you give it to me and it goes in my bag and I will come across it one day, just that that day is not today.

 

[Tallulah82]

To me a USB is like a stick of gum, you give it to me and it goes in my bag and I will come across it one day, just that that day is not today.

All my 'normal' USBS are in a ziplock bag. It's not in there. It's in the "Keep It Safe" place, obviously.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The power going out. I need to finish baking cookies and a cake.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The power going out. I need to finish baking cookies and a cake.

Waiting for the pizza delivery. I'm too tired to cook dinner tonight.

Apparently, most of the town's power didn't get restored. If they didn't have power, they shouldn't have accepted an online order. I'm hangry.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Being woken up in middle of night by sound of cat puking up a furball somewhere in bedroom.

 

[Tallulah82]

Unwell people in the house causing the whole day to go sideways. Ugh.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Realizing I didn't have the burner on high.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Dropping an ornament

 

[smtst5]

Spent part of my Thanksgiving day with a friend in the cancer unit of the hospital. #fuckcancer

 

[MedicalMuse]

Spent part of my Thanksgiving day with a friend in the cancer unit of the hospital. #fuckcancer

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Shitty loud-ass nephews

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ringing up the hospital to find out when my surgery will be only to be told it'll be at least an 8 month wait.

Fuck!

Spent part of my Thanksgiving day with a friend in the cancer unit of the hospital. #fuckcancer

Fuck cancer indeed. I'm so sorry.

 

[Xerxes82]

Her spectacular hot kindergarten teacher MILF energy.

Fuck!

 

[Tallulah82]

So many words forgotten today!

Eg: "The thing, the thing! You know, the thing with the water and the turny thing on top!"

 

[TiedbyChris]

The away team scoring a late equaliser …. but then another fk as we scored a winner in added time

 

[Xerxes82]

Snow. Lots of snow.

 

[smtst5]

Another visit to my friend who is in the hospital. #fuckcancer