What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

I bought a pretty bra that didn't make me feel sad. Well I bought it a few weeks ago but it arrived today. Stuff that can be considered lingerie rather than underwear usually makes me feel sad and self conscious, but not this time.

I think I'm returning it anyway because the vertical lines are bulkier than I expected and I wouldn't really be able to wear it under most of my clothes. I doubt I'd wear it at all.

But it made me smile and happy after an awful day at work that left me crying, so that's definitely not nothing! :)
 
^^ The vertical lines are an interesting touch, and I’m totally right there with you when it comes to how to wear it. It’s rare I would be wearing anything bulky enough to hide the ribbing. It looks great on you.
 
The first four paragraphs just read like the bog-standard unappealing dude who doesn't understand the difference between a personals ad and a list of grievances. But then it got... weird.

Bump for Bramblethorn.

Yeah, he’s Ignatius Reilly of the BDSM personals! Bu he hooked me. I want to know his success rate, or his rate of getting anyone who satisfies 1/3 of what he’s after, and if his bumps contain enigma machine codes.
 
Seeing someone all suited up and serious at work, but wearing a Santa hat.
 
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