What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[Acktion]

"Santa" (or maybe "Ms. Claus") supposedly "sneaking around" to get the gifts out while "the child" is supposedly sleeping "with sugar plums dancing" and whatnot...


... while wielding a power drill.

"This looks like a good place for the stockings." ***scrreeeeeeeeeeeee***

Ow. Fuck. I think I popped that floating rib out of place, doubled over laughing.



I needed that after the earlier experience with a jackass popping off shots at my window over my bed.

 

[Primalex]

Blob Opera

 

[seela]

Proving someone wrong. Ah, it can be so satisfying at times.

 

[gracie920101]

"Santa" (or maybe "Ms. Claus") supposedly "sneaking around" to get the gifts out while "the child" is supposedly sleeping "with sugar plums dancing" and whatnot...


... while wielding a power drill.

"This looks like a good place for the stockings." ***scrreeeeeeeeeeeee***

Ow. Fuck. I think I popped that floating rib out of place, doubled over laughing.



I needed that after the earlier experience with a jackass popping off shots at my window over my bed.

Hopefully you are ok and can get the window repaired. It's feckin cold there right now!

 

[Orchidea73]

Christmas present I received from a very good friend.

 

[cookiecat]

I get vaccinated tomorrow!

 

[seela]

7.25 hours and my Christmas break begins!

Four glorious days of no work, then 3.5 less glorious days of work and then finally 14 days off! I can do this!

 

[Bramblethorn]

Chatting with somebody I know through a Discord group:

"Hey, I don't suppose you know my ex C—?"
"Oh my goodness! We dated for five years, still friends!"
"Oh, you're R—! I didn't recognise your handle. My RL name is Bramble*."
"Oh, you're Bramble? C— said lovely things about you!"

*not my actual RL name

 

[gracie920101]

Passed by the holiday display that included 8 lit up Holstein cows.

Where do people find this crap? Oh, right - the same place they bought the 10 foot tall inflatable Christmas bunny and Christmas elephant.

 

[ashkitten]

I'm not going to my mom and dad's this year, but they sent me a fancy box of chocolates as a gift and even the box is pretty.

 

[seela]

^^pics please! Of the cows and the chocolates.

 

[Acktion]

Passed by the holiday display that included 8 lit up Holstein cows.

Where do people find this crap? Oh, right - the same place they bought the 10 foot tall inflatable Christmas bunny and Christmas elephant.

It needs two Jersey's in the herd to make it right. Holsteins put out more, but Jerseys do it better. Paaarumpapumpum

What made me smile today was.... candy canes hanging off nipples. And staying. By themselves. Ho Ho Ho, now that's talent, little girl! Come sit on Santa's lap and let's see if they can earn a belt buckle (8 seconds).

http://www.txtraders.com/images/cardsBBQSanta.jpg

 

[ashkitten]

It needs two Jersey's in the herd to make it right. Holsteins put out more, but Jerseys do it better. Paaarumpapumpum

What made me smile today was.... candy canes hanging off nipples. And staying. By themselves. Ho Ho Ho, now that's talent, little girl! Come sit on Santa's lap and let's see if they can earn a belt buckle (8 seconds).

http://www.txtraders.com/images/cardsBBQSanta.jpg

That is some talent! I'm not sure I could manage it. Grocery store was out of candy canes or I'd probably try.

 

[Orchidea73]

My dog waking me up this morning. Pulling my hair, licking my face, snuggling with me. It's becoming a ritual.

 

[FranklyFrank]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ed58bb9e7dcd3c74353cbe01aa061b36/9bbfe3cbd83e195c-9f/s540x810/22dd698b605501a4a67a677144a82087d4485c8d.jpg

 

[seela]

A really lovely and thoughtful Christmas present from my partner. A quiet and relaxing day watching movies and finishing Hjem til jul 2 on Netflix. Forgetting about being forgotten by many. Wearing only red and doubling up on Santa hats. The Christmas flower I got starting to bloom.

Been a good, warm and cozy day.

 

[gracie920101]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9cb8bcb156a564316291d4a6165fd856/bd08c6d834595c82-b0/s500x750/c20dd0753e5c4d042c7e41a49283fb73541d60e4.jpg

 

[gracie920101]

^^pics please! Of the cows and the chocolates.

It's not the best pic and daytime but you get the obnoxiousness of it all.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/451446cc253f1abf4f8d0351ab4079db/d79b6fefbe9863f7-46/s640x960/2ab8e4c31f47523e168127f6360f492d4b996cf9.jpg

 

[seela]

It's not the best pic and daytime but you get the obnoxiousness of it all.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/451446cc253f1abf4f8d0351ab4079db/d79b6fefbe9863f7-46/s640x960/2ab8e4c31f47523e168127f6360f492d4b996cf9.jpg

That's kind of amazing.

 

[twister947]

It's Florida. Somebody will shoot the cows.

 

[gracie920101]

It's Florida. Somebody will shoot the cows.

LOL.

 

[MeekMe]

Nail polish - I couldn’t think of anything else to break the funk. I decided to look forward to NYE with some sparkly nails.

 

[seela]

Nail polish - I couldn’t think of anything else to break the funk. I decided to look forward to NYE with some sparkly nails.

Pics, please.

 

[seela]

Last day of the year, last day of work for almost two weeks!

 

[gracie920101]

Receiving a completely unexpected package with lots of yummy goodies along with other things in it.