I currently identify as a person who completely understands and supports people who are annoyed by other peopleYou get me
Sounds like it. Iām sure youāll make excellent arm candy one day, if you keep your standards high and keep practicing those balloon animals.I currently identify as a person who completely understands and supports people who are annoyed by other people
Plus I can make an array of balloon animals and can recite from memory every important comedic quote in any Marvel movie..........Yeah, I'm a catch
Ok full disclosure here.......the balloon animals aren't really a panty dropper and shockingly women don't really get turned on by guys who walk around quoting comic superhero movies
Iāll have you know that brandishing a giant balloon penis quoting superheroes does, in fact, attract a certain type of woman. I bet we can find you one.Ok full disclosure here.......the balloon animals aren't really a panty dropper and shockingly women don't really get turned on by guys who walk around quoting comic superhero movies
The disdain is appealing. The eye rolling would get you slapped so you keep that.But I assure you that my disdain for annoying people is very genuine and very real..........I'd like to think there is a frowny faced girl who is expert in the art of eye rolling out there for me
Well something tells me after scanning threads here that if my goal is to find a balloon penis loving woman this is definitely the placeIāll have you know that brandishing a giant balloon penis quoting superheroes does, in fact, attract a certain type of woman. I bet we can find you one.
The disdain is appealing. The eye rolling would get you slapped so you keep that.
Iād just like regular orgasms with someone I like.
Fuck yes it is. Itās a spectrum. Im sure youāll find the right fit.Well something tells me after scanning threads here that if my goal is to find a balloon penis loving woman this is definitely the place
No no no. Eye rolling in general is irritating. If you roll your eyes, Iāll slap you. Well. Probably not. Youāll just go in a bucket.But why would a woman who is good at eye rolling get ME slapped?
Noted. You should make a personal adI'd like irregular orgasms with someone who makes me laugh
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there is a fine line between "it's a spectrum of finding the right fit" and 'Nightmare Fuel'Fuck yes it is. Itās a spectrum. Im sure youāll find the right fit.
No no no. Eye rolling in general is irritating. If you roll your eyes, Iāll slap you. Well. Probably not. Youāll just go in a bucket.
Noted. You should make a personal ad
The more detailed the better.
I could tell you stories. There have been some choice encounters.
Thatās because youāre weird. But the interesting kind of weird, not the nose picking kind.
Iāll torment you either way.Uh huh, sure. I'd love to give you an ad that you can use torment me about over and over......that sounds like fun
Iāll have you know that brandishing a giant balloon penis quoting superheroes does, in fact, attract a certain type of woman. I bet we can find you one.
The disdain is appealing. The eye rolling would get you slapped so you keep that.
Iād just like regular orgasms with someone I like.
This really doesn't feel like a big ask
(Because really, same)
And here I slipped in a subtle eye roll at the end of that as a test and you didn't even punch me so you will be unable to torment me because you already like me too muchI could tell you stories. There have been some choice encounters.
Thatās because youāre weird. But the interesting kind of weird, not the nose picking kind.
Iāll torment you either way.
Iām just waiting. Youāll never know itās coming.And here I slipped in a subtle eye roll at the end of that as a test and you didn't even punch me so you will be unable to torment me because you already like me too much
I love this
Honestly, I havenāt ever even talked to him before today, but heās proven entertaining
Wait a minute.....you said this morning you like āregular orgasmsā.......now youāre talking about surprise, unexpected sneak attack-gasms??Iām just waiting. Youāll never know itās coming.
In my defense she started itHim...he always makes me smile.
And this conversation between @MedicalMuse and @BubbaHyde5 has been interesting.
