What Made You Smile Today, v6

[summer_reine]

Nothing yet. But I work in a couple hours and my staff are hilarious so I'm sure to laugh and smile soon

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Life. You can either let the negativity drown you or you can go with the flow and appreciate the view as you float downstream.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wait a minute.....you said this morning you like “regular orgasms”.......now you’re talking about surprise, unexpected sneak attack-gasms??

But either way I accept

Twisting my intentions… you fit right in

In my defense she started it

Pfft

And even if it appears like I did then I’m claiming the use of one of my all time favorite phrases of “socialist utopia” as a form of entrapment.

The socialist utopia IS a trap. But it would be wrong of me to try to trap someone. I want them willing

(Thanks for the distraction. You’re a doll)

 

[summer_reine]

Life. You can either let the negativity drown you or you can go with the flow and appreciate the view as you float downstream.

Sounds like a modest mouse song

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Sounds like a modest mouse song

I've been and lived through enough to know when to disconnect and when to hold on tight.

 

[summer_reine]

I've been and lived through enough to know when to disconnect and when to hold on tight.

You're smarter than I am

 

[Chillygirl]

Quality time with my girl! One of her coding classes is about ethics and one topic was medical devices. We had the best discussion!

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

You're smarter than I am

I don't see it that way. We all have a journey that evolves within our own scope. We make decisions at our own pace and while they may not be the same choices, it's what makes us beautifully unique. How boring would the world be if we all made the same choices when presented with the same challenges?

 

[BubbaHyde5]

Twisting my intentions… you fit right in

Pfft

The socialist utopia IS a trap. But it would be wrong of me to try to trap someone. I want them willing

(Thanks for the distraction. You’re a doll)

I mean if I can’t twist peoples intentions to make it what’s best for me then what is the internet even FOR??

Look I’m already marginally not annoyed with you, if you keep making socialist Utopia comments I’m gonna start to think you might be OK ......and before you ask, no I did not get the job writing greeting cards for Hallmark..shocker I know

Now I’m off to learn how to do all this cool quote separating replies that you cool kids are doing and to finish off the personal ad I was supposed to work on. Would it sound more professional to use Penile Party Favors instead of Penis Balloons?.....

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Laughter coming from a neighborhood of kiddos living their best lives

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Laughter coming from a neighborhood of kiddos living their best lives

There's very little that compares the happiness of watching children play and live their best life completely oblivious to everything but the fun they're having at the moment. We could learn something from them. Too often we keep our eyes on the horizon while ignoring the happiness right before us.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I mean if I can’t twist peoples intentions to make it what’s best for me then what is the internet even FOR??

Look at you, fitting in like a big kid! I’m so proud!!

Look I’m already marginally not annoyed with you, if you keep making socialist Utopia comments I’m gonna start to think you might be OK ......and before you ask, no I did not get the job writing greeting cards for Hallmark..shocker I know

I would hope not, you’ve already committed yourself to balloons and marvel quotes. You might be stretching things too much to add greeting cards

Now I’m off to learn how to do all this cool quote separating replies that you cool kids are doing and to finish off the personal ad I was supposed to work on.

Yes, then get me a link! I’ll share it! We’ll find you a suitable candidate toot sweet!

Would it sound more professional to use Penile Party Favors instead of Penis Balloons?.....

Inflatable Erections? Business name?

 

[mickyp123]

Look at you, fitting in like a big kid! I’m so proud!!

I would hope not, you’ve already committed yourself to balloons and marvel quotes. You might be stretching things too much to add greeting cards


Yes, then get me a link! I’ll share it! We’ll find you a suitable candidate toot sweet!

Inflatable Erections? Business name?

Nah, could be brought down by one little prick

 

[fsa52]

Having pizza for dinner, no cooking for me!!!

 

[Amanda330]

A very fun conversation

 

[Xerxes82]

Autumn weather.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Getting some time to talk with him.

 

[beachbaby179]

Some awesome fireworks at the park down the street. I can see them from my deck.

 

[BubbaHyde5]

Look at you, fitting in like a big kid! I’m so proud!!

Wait....I think I just learned a thing

I would hope not, you’ve already committed yourself to balloons and marvel quotes. You might be stretching things too much to add greeting cards


Yes, then get me a link! I’ll share it! We’ll find you a suitable candidate toot sweet!

And what precisely are your qualifications as a matchmaker? Before I hire you for free in this economy I need to make sure I'm getting my moneys worth

Inflatable Erections? Business name?

Ya know...after some additional consideration I'm not QUITE so sure that name is going to inspire confidence in my future clientele.....maybe we'll workshop that one some more

 

[SWR101]

Friends dragging me out of the house to hang out and have fun

 

[BubbaHyde5]

Nah, could be brought down by one little prick

But on the other hand in order for that to happen you have to have been blown pretty extensively first

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wait....I think I just learned a thing

And what precisely are your qualifications as a matchmaker? Before I hire you for free in this economy I need to make sure I'm getting my moneys worth

Well, I have a vagina and I’m reasonably concerned with the other women i know here and their experiences.

Ya know...after some additional consideration I'm not QUITE so sure that name is going to inspire confidence in my future clientele.....maybe we'll workshop that one some more

Set up a teams. I’ll show up. Maybe.

But on the other hand in order for that to happen you have to have been blown pretty extensively first

Video. Or it didn’t happen

 

[BubbaHyde5]

Well, I have a vagina and I’m reasonably concerned with the other women i know here and their experiences.

Set up a teams. I’ll show up. Maybe.

Video. Or it didn’t happen

Well Son of a B.........now you're just showing off pulling them from two different posts

 

[BubbaHyde5]

Well, I have a vagina and I’m reasonably concerned with the other women i know here and their experiences.

So does that mean you'll find me a nice girl to go steady with that will promise to dress up as Black Widow on my birthday and Scarlett Witch on our Anniversary ?

Set up a teams. I’ll show up. Maybe.

Lemme guess...you'll send me a calendar invite for September 32nd

Video. Or it didn’t happen

As a professional matchmaker are you promoting Kissing and Telling?

 

[MedicalMuse]

So does that mean you'll find me a nice girl to go steady with that will promise to dress up as Black Widow on my birthday and Scarlett Witch on our Anniversary ?

Yep. I am happy to make sure you meet your needs, but I can’t fulfill either

Lemme guess...you'll send me a calendar invite for September 32nd

31st. lol

As a professional matchmaker are you promoting Kissing and Telling?

Nah, but I know there are a lot of stand up gals here.