What Made You Smile Today, v6

[BrendaBear]

Today I found the solution for a problem that had been plaguing the team for quite a while.

 

[Chillygirl]

Jokes about recreating the pottery scene from Ghost only I’m standing behind a white guy teaching him how to roll egg rolls

 

[TXRafe]

Jokes about recreating the pottery scene from Ghost only I’m standing behind a white guy teaching him how to roll egg rolls

i want to laugh, but i feel like i shouldn't, but it was definitely funny, but only because you smiled and also think its funny...yeah...i don't know what to do here...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jokes about recreating the pottery scene from Ghost only I’m standing behind a white guy teaching him how to roll egg rolls

Can we get a voice recording of this? AFAF!

@BrendaBear - she's the friend!

 

[Chillygirl]

i want to laugh, but i feel like i shouldn't, but it was definitely funny, but only because you smiled and also think its funny...yeah...i don't know what to do here...

Laugh! It was freaking hilarious!

 

[Chillygirl]

Can we get a voice recording of this? AFAF!

Should I have Unchained Melody playing in the background?

 

[gtnlynn]

The cute and nice nurses at the hospital today in their scrubs. They reminded me of the days when my wife wore scrubs every day with no bra and a lovely smile.

 

[summer_reine]

When a guy with a Camaro said he wouldn't want to race my car. I didn't pick the car because he was fast but damn, Cal makes me smile. A lot. I am sooooo finding a track this summer. Heated seats and steering wheel also make me smile a lot

 

[willlph]

When a guy with a Camaro said he wouldn't want to race my car. I didn't pick the car because he was fast but damn, Cal makes me smile. A lot. I am sooooo finding a track this summer. Heated seats and steering wheel also make me smile a lot

Curious what car you own ?

 

[summer_reine]

Curious what car you own ?

A Mazda 3 GT (or premium? Idk, it's the turbo) I don't actually know if it could take on a Camaro buuut I'll let the guy think it could

 

[willlph]

A Mazda 3 GT (or premium? Idk, it's the turbo) I don't actually know if it could take on a Camaro buuut I'll let the guy think it could

those are cool pocket rockets !

 

[summer_reine]

My toast fell buttered side up!!

 

[Sunlover101]

My kid sneezed and farted at the same time and then called it “sn-arted”

She’s four and hilarious

I'm stealing that one!!!

 

[Sunlover101]

The kids next door . They are hilarious. They were playing on the front lawn when I walked past. We had a little conversation. Oldest girl said how she thought adults were 'dumb' her little brother agreed. They both then must have realized what they said and looked a bit awkward.
I looked them and said. " I totally agree".
The looks on their faces after that is still making me laugh.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

The pitter-patter of puppy paws

 

[Cogan]

My toast fell buttered side up!! View attachment 2439697

You should go and buy a lottery ticket!

 

[Tallulah82]

Voice messages

 

[Neanderthal247]

Jokes about recreating the pottery scene from Ghost only I’m standing behind a white guy teaching him how to roll egg rolls

Yoooooo

I can picture this, but added dumplings and wantons in my mind lol.

 

[R_Clairmont]

I’ve been asked to wear more skirts but it’s freezing out. Just tried on some new tights that are lined with velvet! They feel amazing…

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Helping the kiddos with Christmas crafts. Glitter everywhere!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

A Mazda 3 GT (or premium? Idk, it's the turbo) I don't actually know if it could take on a Camaro buuut I'll let the guy think it could

I have a Camaro... we could try?

 

[Sunlover101]

Helping the kiddos with Christmas crafts. Glitter everywhere!
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Themselves be mighty fine fingers lady. You know that's gonna increase the traffic to your inbox eh.

 

[Sunlover101]

Oh I discovered I have actual followers!
That surprise the shit outta me tbh.

 

[dkak001]

My parent's conversation about sleeping and mom having the last word with, "I touch you more than you think."

That's funny, because apparently my wife does so when I'm sleeping! LOL!
(So that made me laugh. Ha!)

 

[dkak001]

Helping the kiddos with Christmas crafts. Glitter everywhere!
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Glitter! Be gone satan! That stuff has been banned from our house!