What Made You Smile Today, v6

Tweaking people. It reminded me how evil I can be muhahahaha

And a hearing a friend laugh. She’s had a bad two days - and I was happy to make her laugh even if it was for a moment.
 
Alas, if I could have stopped time, I'd have done so at the 42 ish mark.
Yet still, with bitter determination and cruel jest, my boobs have sagged and my flaps have flopped and now I'm reduced to wanking online as my only viable outlet in this skin bag of my wasted youth.

Now. Dick pic.
You are my hero. Can I be like you when I finally grow up?
 
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