What Made You Smile Today, v6

Oh? Oh bloody hell, I'm so sorry! It was Wand3rlust's photo I was thinking of, looking back at that thread. I got the names mixed up. I don't take back anything I've said though, even if my brain did futz about having seen your boobs!
It's ok. It's easily done.

I once tried to seduce @SalaciousMonkey22 but he got totally offended when I called him Chimp, thinking of someone else.

I am more gracious than he. I won't throw my poop at you. 😘
 
I had a brief moment of panic just now when I got a meeting reminder for a meeting tonight that I had no idea about.

What made me smile was remembering that as of Jan. 1, I'm no longer on that committee and don't have to go to that meeting. Yay!!!
 
Tweaking people. It reminded me how evil I can be muhahahaha

And a hearing a friend laugh. She’s had a bad two days - and I was happy to make her laugh even if it was for a moment.
 
Alas, if I could have stopped time, I'd have done so at the 42 ish mark.
Yet still, with bitter determination and cruel jest, my boobs have sagged and my flaps have flopped and now I'm reduced to wanking online as my only viable outlet in this skin bag of my wasted youth.

Now. Dick pic.
You are my hero. Can I be like you when I finally grow up?
 
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