I do believe you, it's just that I thought you were around the 40 mark for some reason (which, actually, would still be old enough).I'm the ripe old age of 50. Definitely old enough.
I know, my talks of public wanking is truly misleading.
Alas, if I could have stopped time, I'd have done so at the 42 ish mark.
42's a good age. I think I'd have done the same. Although, that would mean I'd still be married. 47, then. Not just because of the physical changes, but the way my life was at that point.
My damned old eyes!42's a good age. I think I'd have done the same. Although, that would mean I'd still be married. 47, then. Not just because of the physical changes, but the way my life was at that point.
You do realise we've seen (photos of) your boobs, right? I think even today I've seen people in raptures about the recent photo of you in the Post Your Chest thread.
. <--- There you go. Yes, it's either very very small, or very far away
And erm, no, not my boobs. You're getting your Lit hotties mixed up.42's a good age. I think I'd have done the same. Although, that would mean I'd still be married. 47, then. Not just because of the physical changes, but the way my life was at that point.
You do realise we've seen (photos of) your boobs, right? I think even today I've seen people in raptures about the recent photo of you in the Post Your Chest thread.
. <--- There you go. Yes, it's either very very small, or very far away
Oh? Oh bloody hell, I'm so sorry! It was Wand3rlust's photo I was thinking of, looking back at that thread. I got the names mixed up. I don't take back anything I've said though, even if my brain did futz about having seen your boobs!And erm, no, not my boobs. You're getting your Lit hotties mixed up.
I only perv in the chest thread, never post.
It's ok. It's easily done.
You’ve never offended me in your life.It's ok. It's easily done.
I once tried to seduce @SalaciousMonkey22 but he got totally offended when I called him Chimp, thinking of someone else.
I am more gracious than he. I won't throw my poop at you.
Challenge accepted.
There's nooo people like snow people
Wait! I said…oh nvm.
asshole
My damned old eyes!
Why must you tease grannies?
