What makes me quit reading mid-story.

[MillieDynamite]

I'm not a Jew.
What the hell does that have to do with anything?

She made fun of me for misspelling gentle in a post. She's a jew with a weird sense of humor.

 

[Seadog777]

Didn't read the whole thread huh?

Nope.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

You didn't miss anything.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Last time I rode a horse, I realized how fat I'd gotten. I felt sorry for him. This was over rocky terrain, poor bastard. Never complained, but he was puffing and breathing. If he could talk he'd have really sworn at me.

My husband converted to Judaism when we married. I got a ghet and the ghet I got, made it possible to marry him, and he got a conversion to keep it all Kosher. He's a least as dark and you! Well the picture I'm assuming is you which may not be. Mine isn't me it's a stock photo I bought. Just saying.

 

[Seadog777]

If it was a riding stable, the should have been gentle enough that a child can ride him. If he wasn't, they probably got taken when they bought him. To get a horse to know you, you blow into its nostrils. You spend time walking with them before you ride them. And always ride in a round pen or corral until you are familiar with the beast and he/her is comfortable with you. If it is a stable horse for trail riding it should be quite tame, usually old and patient.

I've never ever heard about "blowing into it's nostrils" before.
I was always taught that you walk it, brush it, talk to it, look in its' eyes, etc.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

My wife is fearless with animals -- she's tiny, but she's like a horse-whisperer. We saw some wild horses a few weeks back, and she just walks right up to one and starts patting its nose, and I'm standing way off behind a tree.

 

[Seadog777]

My husband converted to Judaism when we married. I got a ghet and the ghet I got, made it possible to marry him, and he got a conversion to keep it all Kosher. He's a least as dark and you! Well the picture I'm assuming is you which may not be. Mine isn't me it's a stock photo I bought. Just saying.

Are you asking about my skin color???

 

[MillieDynamite]

I've never ever heard about "blowing into it's nostrils" before.
I was always taught that you walk it, brush it, talk to it, look in its' eyes, etc.

It gives them your scent, which is one way they know people. So you blow, so hey know, how you smell.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Are you asking about my skin color???

That was a response to Dr_Strabismus not you. But as longs as you want to tell, go ahead, make my day!

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Does that work with humans too? Or just horses?

 

[Seadog777]

My wife is fearless with animals -- she's tiny, but she's like a horse-whisperer. We saw some wild horses a few weeks back, and she just walks right up to one and starts patting its nose, and I'm standing way off behind a tree.

Tiny but powerful

I'm fearless with every animal, except snakes.

I see a snake and unless I absolutely HAVE to deal with it, there will a Sean sized hole in whatever the hell is in my way.

 

[Seadog777]

It gives them your scent, which is one way they know people. So you blow, so hey know, how you smell.

Huh. I usually just let them sniff my hand. I've had a few horses even sniff my head

 

[MillieDynamite]

Does that work with humans too? Or just horses?

Well, I have a tendency to blow in Jo's nose before she goes to work every day. No, wait, I give her a kiss. Yeah, not the same. So, I'll give you the answer I gave my dad when asked, "Who broke the lamp in my office?" I said, "I don't know." Of course, I knew, and he knew I knew, and he knew it was me.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Snakes not one of my phobias, as it happens. I don't mind picking them up, if I'm sure they're not venomous. But horses, even cows -- basically big herbivores, I'm kind of wussy about them. I wouldn't have ridden that horse if it weren't for me being seen as a sissy by the ranchero who had the riding place.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Huh. I usually just let them sniff my hand. I've had a few horses even sniff my head

Bonny Girl gave me butterfly kisses. Well, you know, big slurpy licks on my face.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Let's change the subject quickly before we descend into abject bestially

 

[Seadog777]

Bonny Girl gave me butterfly kisses. Well, you know, big slurpy licks on my face.

Was she your horse growing up???

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Bonny Girl gave me butterfly kisses. Well, you know, big slurpy licks on my face.

Eeewww

 

[MillieDynamite]

Was she your horse growing up???

Yeah, till my adoptive parents went bust and had to sell their property, animals, and almost everything. I was certain I was headed for a new foster home, but that was when they adopted me, so I knew I was loved.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Oh, Millie, speaking of adoptive, your sister and I talked the other day. She thinks your mad at her because you haven't called in so long? I asked her if her phone couldn't make long distance calls. She wasn't amused.

 

[Seadog777]

Yeah, till my adoptive parents went bust and had to sell their property, animals, and almost everything. I was certain I was headed for a new foster home, but that was when they adopted me, so I knew I was loved.

I'm happy that you found parents that loved you Millie.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Oh, Millie, speaking of adoptive, your sister and I talked the other day. She thinks your mad at her because you haven't called in so long? I asked her if her phone couldn't make long distance calls. She wasn't amused.

Yeah, she owes me, but if she's concerned about it, I guess I give her ring a ding tomorrow. She and her husband were supposed to bring my new and old nephews down here to see me, mum, and dad, but hasn't happened yet.

EDIT that should read, see Mum, Dad, and me. Damn!

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Well, as we near Sabbath, I must say bye bye. Lots to get done before 6:00 pm here in Denver CO!

 

[Bramblethorn]

To my reading preferences, this is a band-aid on an amputation.

Repetition is unnerving on its own. Adding in overuse of sense words instead of action words makes each repetition exponentially worse.

We all have our thresholds but I'd imagine most have a particularly low acceptance of this bad combination.

Co-signed. For the OP's example, the fix here isn't to chase some of those "I felt"s to "I sensed", it's to recognise them as padding and remove them altogether.

"I felt his hand pulling at my hips. I felt a tingle in my panties. Then, I felt him press his cock into my ass."

"He pulled at my hips. My clit tingled. His cock was pressing into my ass."

Still a lot of room for improvement there but less padding.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Snakes not one of my phobias, as it happens. I don't mind picking them up, if I'm sure they're not venomous. But horses, even cows -- basically big herbivores, I'm kind of wussy about them.

Good instincts. Snakes mostly do their best to get away from humans, big herbivores will fuck you up just because they don't like the look of you.

Even here in Australia with so many kinds of highly venomous snakes, they kill fewer people here than horses or cows. Or dogs, or even bees.

(Obviously if people were trying to ride snakes and keeping them as pets in every other house, those numbers would be different...)