What new emoticons does Lit need?

[DeepGreenEyes]

And sponge bob isn't disney. He's Nickelodeon.

I know. But it's Disney sitcoms I would like to debase.

 

[graceanne]

I know. But it's Disney sitcoms I would like to debase.

Ah, ok. I hate spongebob the most, even over disney sitcoms. There are a few shows I hate more, but I hate them enough to not allow the kids to watch them.

Oh, I know! I hate the wiggles more than I hate spongebob.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Ah, ok. I hate spongebob the most, even over disney sitcoms. There are a few shows I hate more, but I hate them enough to not allow the kids to watch them.

Oh, I know! I hate the wiggles more than I hate spongebob.

Hmmm...I'm not really sure about the Wiggles, but I do love the yellow sponge living in a pineapple. It's stupid on a grand scale, and that's something I can get behind.

What are the shows you hate more??

 

[chy_girl]

You mean you don't baby talk to random passing people, yet?

Don't worry, you will.

Not baby talk, no. But I have been know to tell coworkers in my mom voice that "I need you to stop talking and listen to my words now."

I might have also told my boss in my cranky mom voice that "I don't like it when you act like a bossy boots... Now, you either need to stop using your mean words and talk nicely to me or I'm not going to talk to you right now."

Funny thing is, most don't get that I'm talking to them like they're three. Funnier still is that it hasn't occurred to my boss that he can actually fire me.

 

[chy_girl]

Oh, I know! I hate the wiggles more than I hate spongebob.

QFT

And every Barbie movie ever made. Ever. In the existence of the world.

Thankfully, people like Kevin Smith exist exist for those of us who like sarcastic humor and hate children's programming.

ETA: Please keep in mind that this is Kevin Smith and he says 'fuck' a lot.

 

[graceanne]

Hmmm...I'm not really sure about the Wiggles, but I do love the yellow sponge living in a pineapple. It's stupid on a grand scale, and that's something I can get behind.

What are the shows you hate more??

I don't know what they're called. There's one about this little goth girl and they ahve this pet rat called sniffles who's always covered in snot. And there's another about these two little boys, who are normally dressed up as super hero's and spend almost the whole show farting.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I don't know what they're called. There's one about this little goth girl and they ahve this pet rat called sniffles who's always covered in snot. And there's another about these two little boys, who are normally dressed up as super hero's and spend almost the whole show farting.

Heheheh. That's just good television.

Actually, they say there are really only seven basic plots in literature, and two of them are "goth girl/snot rat" and "farting superhero kids."

 

[MasterPhoenix]

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