What pissed you off today?

[Sayyid]

Ummm, no. "Nazi's" would be possessive. I was clearly indicating plural. So, no.

You discovered the joke.

 

[MisterSir]

You discovered the joke.

I don't know. It's a joke that can only possibly work in writing but because it's so dry, it actually can't because you can't denote sarcasm in writing.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Peanut butter please we can't get it in England that I know of

O_O English people don't have peanut butter?!!! Crazy! I have a 2nd jar *hands it over* : ) Hope you like Skippy Brand <3

Actually, I meant, "mirror to the soul," or "gateway to the soul," depending on the source. But that's okay. I like mirror better than gateway, too.

A pineapple milkshake. Or a split, no chocolate; replace with strawberry or pineapple.


Please.

I got it ^-^. Sorry, sometimes I'm a bit "simple". lol.
Pineapple milkshake. Got it *hands one* And also, a Spilt with strawbewwies and pineapple

 

[Lady Reiha]

People...yes seriously. People. People being people and saying stupid things that (if I were taller or a guy) would get them smacked around. People. God, I really don't like people right now.

*hugs* I'll always love ya Luna-chan ^-^

 

[Sayyid]

I don't know. It's a joke that can only possibly work in writing but because it's so dry, it actually can't because you can't denote sarcasm in writing.

Well, you can't but I think it would be clear by context. Our friend Winston just didn't pick up on it.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Well, you can't but I think it would be clear by context. Our friend Winston just didn't pick up on it.

I *got* it, Sayyid. I just didn't *want* it. <-- denotation of sarcasm

 

[OldGuy1026]

Inglourious Basterds?

Am I the only person on EARTH who has a fucking problem with this????

ROFL haven't seen the movie but noticed Brad Pitt is wearing a Devil's Brigard shoulder badge, Canada/USA all the way.

What's pissing me off today???????? I"m back to delivering pizza to make ends meet again.

Hey is there some new highway code where the pushy broad goes first at a 4 way stop? I never seen that rule, but some people have this frigging idea that, it's the Law!

 

[Sayyid]

I *got* it, Sayyid. I just didn't *want* it. <-- denotation of sarcasm

Aw, you should have said something.

 

[minx1]

me

life

a serious lack of (real) options/happy endings

 

[Cattypuss]

Realising how much fatter I've got just from one week of not walking the dog, cursing my pathetic metabolism, and resolving to lose 60 pounds. Not gonna be easy, not gonna be fun. Has to be done cos being so fat is REALLY getting me down.

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

Morning has done its job successfully and I find myself succumbing to the wiles of my ancient enemy...

I hear you all on the weight thing...months of unemployment have not been kind. I could stand to trim back down to 215 pounds again.

 

[OldGuy1026]

Sorry I was bitching about traffic, I mean I've been in remission for 12 year now and I should feel great. I mean I'm alive!

Still the same 220 pounds as I was 20 years ago.

All because my wife puts tomatoes in almost everything. It's a nice day!

 

[MisterSir]

Everybody's getting some but me.

Hurm.

 

[intothewoods]

Nice, nice.

And it proves to me again that straight dudes have no business attempting John Waters-y bad taste sh(l)ock. Wow, you can be tasteless about the Holocaust. Here's a fucking cookie.

Brad Pitt = asshole of the month.

Really? Now you've got my interested.

 

[Sayyid]

Everybody's getting some but me.

Hurm.

I'm not, not that it's any consolation.

 

[jockdom]

Nice, nice.

And it proves to me again that straight dudes have no business attempting John Waters-y bad taste sh(l)ock. Wow, you can be tasteless about the Holocaust. Here's a fucking cookie.

Brad Pitt = asshole of the month.

Spring time for hitler?

 

[MisterSir]

Spring time for hitler?

Close. Springtime for Hitler as directed by Eli Roth.

 

[nh23]

Close. Springtime for Hitler as directed by Eli Roth.

I Eli Roth.

 

[Sayyid]

Lol Eli Roth.

One thing that I thought pissed me off today were the many Obama is a socialist/fascist/your dead grandmother's dog from Neptune threads. However, I decided their comedic value outweighed the tragedy of the people who honestly have these beliefs.

 

[PatchIsMe]

Everybody's getting some but me.

Hurm.

na na na na i got some......

Sorry MisterSir, I couldn't resist!

 

[OldGuy1026]

Everybody's getting some but me.

Hurm.

My wife is having a migrain, so me three.

 

[Ladythunder]

People deciding on other boards here at lit that they own X% of this person and X% of that one.

Even more when I consider the futillity of explaining things to them.

 

[minx1]

pretty much everything

but not , more

 

[Corylea]

The weather.

It's been horrible for more than a week. The temperature has been in the mid-90's (33, for our friends who think in Celsius), and the humidity has been in the mid-90's, too. And since the air can carry a lot more water when it's hot than when it's cold, 95% humidity at 93 degrees is a LOT wetter than 95% humidity at 50 degrees (10 degrees Celsius). Not only is it hot, but everything is damp. The furniture feels damp when one sits on it. The towels feel damp before they're even used. The sheets feel damp when one gets into bed. Even the tissues and toilet paper feel damp.

It's hard to eat when it's so hot, so then one adds low blood sugar to the mix. And we're all sweating so much that we're dehydrated all the time.

Everyone here is feeling cranky and out-of-sorts. The weather is just so foul that it makes all of us feel murderous. If I haven't ripped anyone's head off yet today, it's only by exercising huge amounts of self-control. And if I rip someone's head off before the day is out, well, a jury of people who've been experiencing these weather conditions for the past ten days wouldn't convict me.

 

[MisterSir]

My posts don't seem to be turning up.

Oh, sure, figures that one does.