What should I say to Clinton?

[Purple Haze]

W's daughter?

Her too...

 

[LinearMan]

W's daughter?

Yeah. That would go over well.

 

[ma_guy]

Just ask him if the new girlfriend is any better than Monica was.

 

[LinearMan]

Just ask him if the new girlfriend is any better than Monica was.

Trite attempts at humor just isn't going to get the job done. I need something that is interesting, but also doesn't cause his secret service detail to throw me up against the wall.

 

[Hester]

Trite attempts at humor just isn't going to get the job done. I need something that is interesting, but also doesn't cause his secret service detail to throw me up against the wall.

oh, being thrown up against the wall by SS is second only to blowing bill.

this is turning into a really good thread!

 

[ma_guy]

oh, being thrown up against the wall by SS is second only to blowing bill.

I can have that arranged for you if you'd like.

 

[Hester]

I can have that arranged for you if you'd like.

yes, please!

 

[Slider69]

I think you should thank him.

For committing perjury...

For adding to the American lexicon the definition of "is" is...

For defiling the Oval Orifice...

For shrinking our military by 40% overall whilst tackling 2.5x the number of "operational events" in his tenure as compared to 1960-91...

For letting Osama go...twice...

For covering up TWA Flight 800...

For ignoring Islamofascism as a whole...

For allowing the Chinese to buy their way into our technology and then giving away our tech secrets...

For being the first 'black president'...

For 'reaching out' to Vince Foster in his hour of need...

For showing that aspirin factory who's boss...

For allowing the jack-booted thugs to run roughshod over Waco, Ruby Ridge, etc...

For supporting the Law of the Sea treaty (LOST)...

For allowing the first WTC bombing to go unpunished...and for not visiting the site...

For not following up on one of the greatest terrorist threats of our time, Operation Bojinka...

For not responding to the Khobar Towers bombing...

For not answering the bombings by al Qaeda in Tanzania and Kenya...

For really speaking sternly to the perps responsible for the USS Cole...

For setting records for any US President in terms of the most number of cabinet officials to be criminally investigated, most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and biz associates, most number of witnesses to die suddenly, for having the first First Lady to be criminally investigates (after all, we can all turn 10k into gold!), for being the first president to be disbarred...

For being the first president to be held in contempt of court...

For having the greatest number of illegal campaign contributions...

For trashing the White House on your exit...er, Souvenirgate...

For issuing the most pardons, and for pardoning poor Marc Rich...

For introducing us to Johnny Chung and Charlie Trie...

For misappropriating White House furnishing funds...

For reintroducing us to recreational cocaine use...

For getting a haircut at LAX...

For stepping in in the UPS strike...

For helping us get to know Elian Gonzalez...

For introducing us to Juanita, Gennifer, Monica, Paula, and the girls...

For moving on up to Harlem...

For keeping North Korea from having a ballistic missile program...remember that Paul Begala?

For funding and aiding DPRK in their efforts to do same...


Oh, and I really think you should thank him for being a second rate, passive, placeholder at a time when this Republic needed a first rate active leader.

See what he says about all that, would ya?