MsNatalie99
Whateva gets you off
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She captivates any who dare look at herTurning simple ideas and thoughts into Escher figures of Kafkaesque dimensions
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She captivates any who dare look at herTurning simple ideas and thoughts into Escher figures of Kafkaesque dimensions
Mind reader of every Litster who saw @MrsNaughtyCat's chest picShe captivates any who dare look at her
Attention to detail.Mind reader of every Litster who saw @MrsNaughtyCat's chest pic
Her personality is so magnetic, when she had an MRI scan it shot her out like a human cannonball.Attention to detail.
They can manipulate matter.Her personality is so magnetic, when she had an MRI scan it shot her out like a human cannonball.
Anyone who looks into her eyes has their heads explode or are boiled alive, hence why her pic is only of one eye....They can manipulate matter.
Launches hairballs at villains like they do in DragonballHe can drive jade crazy at the drop of a hat.
Can inhale an entire lasagna.My real superpower is killing threads.
Turning the big bad wolves into sheep...Can inhale an entire lasagna.
Tomcat can make the sun shine on even the rainiest of daysCan quell even the most savage beast.
A pussy that's not afraid to get wet!Tomcat can make the sun shine on even the rainiest of days
Vicious sarcasm causes all victims to go catatonicA pussy that's not afraid to get wet!
He only needs to tie his hammock to one tree.Vicious sarcasm causes all victims to go catatonic
He can write entire books without ever using vowels, and the reader doesn't even notice.
Oops, sorry. I meant to say...
H cn wrt ntr bks wtht vr sng vwls, nd th rdr dsn't vn ntc.
She can burn toast without ever making the kitchen stink.He can cast a spell on the ladies just by using his sense of humor.
Can huff down 32 hotdogs in one minute, complete with mustard, jalapenos, ketchup, relish, and onions. Fuggin amazing. Nods, oh yeaaaShe can burn toast without ever making the kitchen stink.
Marvel is currently developing a movie based on her origin story.
#SoJelly
Can leap tall buildings in a single bound, he simply chooses not to.Can huff down 32 hotdogs in one minute, complete with mustard, jalapenos, ketchup, relish, and onions. Fuggin amazing. Nods, oh yeaaa
Rescues kittens from burning and collapsed buildings without breaking a sweat. Puppies too, if you can convince him.Can leap tall buildings in a single bound, he simply chooses not to.
Rescues kittens from burning and collapsed buildings without breaking a sweat. Puppies too, if you can convince him.
Can also command bears to turn around and walk away with a single stare cause he's telepathic. He tamed a pegasus too, so handy trekking companion.
Oh, and he'sexcellent mosquito fodder due to his endless blood supplyimmortal to boot.
The ability to find the closest bacon, anytime, anywhere.She can nibble the edges off cookies to make genatalia shaped ones.