What super powers does the lister above you have?

He can write entire books without ever using vowels, and the reader doesn't even notice.

Oops, sorry. I meant to say...

H cn wrt ntr bks wtht vr sng vwls, nd th rdr dsn't vn ntc.

He can cast a spell on the ladies just by using his sense of humor.
 
He can cast a spell on the ladies just by using his sense of humor.
She can burn toast without ever making the kitchen stink.

Marvel is currently developing a movie based on her origin story.

#SoJelly
 
She can burn toast without ever making the kitchen stink.

Marvel is currently developing a movie based on her origin story.

#SoJelly
Can huff down 32 hotdogs in one minute, complete with mustard, jalapenos, ketchup, relish, and onions. Fuggin amazing. Nods, oh yeaaa
 
Can huff down 32 hotdogs in one minute, complete with mustard, jalapenos, ketchup, relish, and onions. Fuggin amazing. Nods, oh yeaaa
Can leap tall buildings in a single bound, he simply chooses not to.
 
Can leap tall buildings in a single bound, he simply chooses not to.
Rescues kittens from burning and collapsed buildings without breaking a sweat. Puppies too, if you can convince him.

Can also command bears to turn around and walk away with a single stare cause he's telepathic. He tamed a pegasus too, so handy trekking companion.

Oh, and he's excellent mosquito fodder due to his endless blood supply immortal to boot.
 
Rescues kittens from burning and collapsed buildings without breaking a sweat. Puppies too, if you can convince him.

Can also command bears to turn around and walk away with a single stare cause he's telepathic. He tamed a pegasus too, so handy trekking companion.

Oh, and he's excellent mosquito fodder due to his endless blood supply immortal to boot.

She can nibble the edges off cookies to make genatalia shaped ones.
 
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