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Well I’ve done it and I’m going to hell. My family is Mormon…tonight they had a man from church join us for dinner. Talk turned to church and my dad was eyeballing me cause he does not like my opinions. They started talking about the old days when Mormon men had multiple wives. Said it was because there were so many unwed women so men who had money took extra wives. I laughed and said “oh my god they were sugar daddies!”
My dad was not amused 😂😂😂
 
Chillygirl said:
Well I’ve done it and I’m going to hell. My family is Mormon…tonight they had a man from church join us for dinner. Talk turned to church and my dad was eyeballing me cause he does not like my opinions. They started talking about the old days when Mormon men had multiple wives. Said it was because there were so many unwed women so men who had money took extra wives. I laughed and said “oh my god they were sugar daddies!”
My dad was not amused 😂😂😂
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You go girl👍
 
So I had a profile on Facebook dating for a little bit but I took it down. Last night I got a little curious and put it up again. I’ve gotten lots of “likes” but no matches.

One guy…you could smell him through the picture. He smelled like cigarettes and old dirty kitty litter boxes. I’m sure there’s a woman chained up in his basement.

Another guy was a tattoo artist in Delta Junction. That town is known for meth labs. He looked like he licked walls and maybe was in a cult.

I pulled my profile. I just can’t. I need to get out of this state. There’s like 10 guys for every 1 woman but as the saying goes “the odds are good but the goods are odd.”
 
Chillygirl said:
So I had a profile on Facebook dating for a little bit but I took it down. Last night I got a little curious and put it up again. I’ve gotten lots of “likes” but no matches.

One guy…you could smell him through the picture. He smelled like cigarettes and old dirty kitty litter boxes. I’m sure there’s a woman chained up in his basement.

Another guy was a tattoo artist in Delta Junction. That town is known for meth labs. He looked like he licked walls and maybe was in a cult.

I pulled my profile. I just can’t. I need to get out of this state. There’s like 10 guys for every 1 woman but as the saying goes “the odds are good but the goods are odd.”
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So sorry, you deserve better, you definitely had a rough time. ❤️
 
Chillygirl said:
So I had a profile on Facebook dating for a little bit but I took it down. Last night I got a little curious and put it up again. I’ve gotten lots of “likes” but no matches.

One guy…you could smell him through the picture. He smelled like cigarettes and old dirty kitty litter boxes. I’m sure there’s a woman chained up in his basement.

Another guy was a tattoo artist in Delta Junction. That town is known for meth labs. He looked like he licked walls and maybe was in a cult.

I pulled my profile. I just can’t. I need to get out of this state. There’s like 10 guys for every 1 woman but as the saying goes “the odds are good but the goods are odd.”
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I want to laugh but I know it's not funny cuz it's true
 
Deadfreak said:
I want to laugh but I know it's not funny cuz it's true
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Laugh! I certainly did! My coworkers did!

I know I’m not a Victoria Secrets model but damn I thought I could do a little better than I did 😂

One guy was bald on top but long sides and back..,and then one long patch on his forehead…like a limp unicorn horn! I joked about cuddling on the couch as I twirled that piece with my fingers 😂😂 Dude was married and looking for a side!
 
Chillygirl said:
Laugh! I certainly did! My coworkers did!

I know I’m not a Victoria Secrets model but damn I thought I could do a little better than I did 😂

One guy was bald on top but long sides and back..,and then one long patch on his forehead…like a limp unicorn horn! I joked about cuddling on the couch as I twirled that piece with my fingers 😂😂 Dude was married and looking for a side!
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Unicorn could have been magical lol
 
Chillygirl said:
Laugh! I certainly did! My coworkers did!

I know I’m not a Victoria Secrets model but damn I thought I could do a little better than I did 😂

One guy was bald on top but long sides and back..,and then one long patch on his forehead…like a limp unicorn horn! I joked about cuddling on the couch as I twirled that piece with my fingers 😂😂 Dude was married and looking for a side!
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Thank you for allowing vicarious living through you
Keep up the good fight
 
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