What the Hell Is Going On Here????

[unregistered]

 

[Byron In Exile]

Laurel is hitting on you.

That'll be the day.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You can imagine where it goes from here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiJ7o5oftWs

To a Ford Fusion ad

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'll have the last laugh you ignorant bitch. You must be one of those low-information people out there. You believe the crap this left-yielding media is reporting who continues to kiss Obama ass like he's some freaking Islamic king or something. Obamacare is doomed to failure, and when you lose your healthcare you'll be the first to complain. Or better yet sign up and have your personal info stolen as Obamacare website has NO security.

But then you are a "believer". Good luck with that.

CUNT!

:middle finger up one's ass:

Wait, why are you sticking your middle finger up your own ass?

You one of those kinky right-wing motherfuckers who come on liberal sites to let their freak flags fly out freely, ain'tcha?



Ooops, I guess I had the last laugh right there!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

 

[Laurel]

Brevity is one of my strengths.

"So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: "You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation." Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly."

- the late great Robert Schimmel​

​

 

[JohnnySavage]

If you want to beat me in a race, get a head start. J. Savage c. 2013

 

[Luvtowriteerotica]

Have You Always Been This Naive?

I mean seriously. Pull your head out of the sand, your ass, someone else's ass, your daughter's ass or cunt, whatever. Do you not read?

A 57 y/o actor marries a 16 y/o teen. How many young women has Hugh Hefner married? Other super-rich in their 80's marrying young women who could be their GREAT fucking grand-kids. And this upsets you. REALLY? REALLY?

You know...

...I'm hopefully a big enough man to realize when I'm totally wrong and someone else is perfectly right.

Such is obviously our case...

...and, thus so, I'm hoping you accept my sincerest apologies for any and all offense you've perceived from me.

Now, could you share with the GB which gets you off most as such a literary man you evidently fantasize yourself to be:

Imagining yourself as a just-turned 18 year-old girl having sex with your grandmother...

...or imagining yourself as a just-turned 18 year-old girl having sex with your grandfather?

Thanx so much...

... back at ya.

Sure.I love younger chicks -- and obamacare works.

I love to be an older guy doing younger chicks - obamacare works.

So who is the better liar?

You tell me, bitch.

 

[Debbie]

Commitment to the GB? According to SR71 the GB is the place to release the garbage. GB = garbage, just saying. Every time I posted something on the AH or EF he'd tell me "Go do this on the GB, it's acceptable there".

No. No wonder you're mad. You've been misinformed.

The GB is the place to release the kraken.

He was hoping you would be fed to the kraken.

I wouldn't take that lying down.

Go give him a written warning and use your power to write for good!

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7462466304/h81F55BF9/


BTW? IrezumiKiss is a gentleman.

 

[Luvtowriteerotica]

No. No wonder you're mad. You've been misinformed.

The GB is the place to release the kraken.

He was hoping you would be fed to the kraken.

I wouldn't take that lying down.

Go give him a written warning and use your power to write for good!

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7462466304/h81F55BF9/


BTW? IrezumiKiss is a gentleman.

And here I thought krak is an illegal drug. What gives. I can predict where it goes fro here.

 

[Disgustipated]

And here I thought krak is an illegal drug. What gives. I can predict where it goes fro here.

About 2% of the geebee give a fuck about the stories or the authors.

 

[Luvtowriteerotica]

About 2% of the geebee give a fuck about the stories or the authors.

Your lucky day then as that EF cunt ML has wiped away my 316 stories I have written. And learning to FREAKING SPELL would be a nice attribute to add to your resume.

Just saying. A word well written is better than a sentence wrought with mistakes.

 

[Luvtowriteerotica]

I mean seriously. Pull your head out of the sand, your ass, someone else's ass, your daughter's ass or cunt, whatever. Do you not read?

A 57 y/o actor marries a 16 y/o teen. How many young women has Hugh Hefner married? Other super-rich in their 80's marrying young women who could be their GREAT fucking grand-kids. And this upsets you. REALLY? REALLY?



Sure.I love younger chicks -- and obamacare works.

I love to be an older guy doing younger chicks - obamacare works.

So who is the better liar?

You tell me, bitch.

And somebody, not me, has been modifying my posts.

Last edited by Luvtowriteerotica : Today at 08:50 PM.

Yeah, except that wasn't me. For the record.

Big brother, or Laurel, or her faithful minions, are doing more than talking.

 

[Debbie]

Your lucky day then as that EF cunt ML has wiped away my 316 stories I have written. And learning to FREAKING SPELL would be a nice attribute to add to your resume.

Just saying. A word well written is better than a sentence wrought with mistakes.

Have you seen my secret decoder ring?

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/e7b3_secret_decoder_ring.jpg


I cannot make head nor tail of your post.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

And here I thought krak is an illegal drug. What gives. I can predict where it goes fro here.

http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w402/Aqim_Perry/tumblr_ml7j6sPuZa1rjh64xo1_500_zps2934c3ec.gif

Uhhh...yeah...okey-doke...

Sounds like someone's got a lack of Obamacare!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

 

[eyer]

And somebody, not me, has been modifying my posts.

Last edited by Luvtowriteerotica : Today at 08:50 PM.

Yeah, except that wasn't me. For the record.

Big brother, or Laurel, or her faithful minions, are doing more than talking.

Uh huh...

...reads more like you got the Lupus, Johnny Bob.

 

[Luvtowriteerotica]

Dumb Fuck

Lupus Johnny Bob -- confused. I'm sure it is meant to be both insulting and humiliating being the simple-minded individual you are. But what is the point trying to be conveyed?

 

[dolf]

Lupus Johnny Bob

it's very funny. you are the butt of a long running joke.

 

[Debbie]

And somebody, not me, has been modifying my posts.

Last edited by Luvtowriteerotica : Today at 08:50 PM.

Yeah, except that wasn't me. For the record.

Big brother, or Laurel, or her faithful minions, are doing more than talking.

Now, that is nonsense. Laurel is a great hostess and has fantastic minions.

http://www.vamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Vamers-Artistry-50-Shades-of-Minions.jpg

http://www.designbolts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Female-Minion-Wallpaper.jpg


If you are a conspiracy theorist then I believe the lizard people could be
altering your mind.

http://rlv.zcache.com/aluminum_anti...ff54141baa54c6cc636ea214f_v9wfy_8byvr_512.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

Your lucky day then as that EF cunt ML has wiped away my 316 stories I have written. And learning to FREAKING SPELL would be a nice attribute to add to your resume.

Just saying. A word well written is better than a sentence wrought with mistakes.

What was spelled wrong?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm getting the feeling that somebody in this thread doesn't like to luv to write erotica anymore!

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm getting the feeling that somebody in this thread doesn't like to luv to write erotica anymore!

being how bad he is at it, I don't blame him.

 

[Shagly]

Free lobotomies.

 

[Luvtowriteerotica]

What was spelled wrong?

geebee is NOT in any dictionary I have checked. Not even in the Chicago Manual of Style that SR is so fond of quoting.

Just another indication of your ignorance.

Next?

 

[Luvtowriteerotica]

Free lobotomies.

I note the lack of the words 'painless" and 'professional'.

 

[Luvtowriteerotica]

being how bad he is at it, I don't blame him.

Another example of bad writing -- one usually starts a sentence with a capital letter.