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[Wild_Honey_66]

Sowwy, bad sub joke.

1. I don't currently have a Dom.

2. Even if I did, he wouldn't tell me what I could or couldn't say.

Except to, you know, not make him look like an idiot.

 

[pensivepoet]

Well holy damn! I stop to have a beer and look what i missed!
Hey what happened to Artie? (can i call him artie?)
Artie, HEY ARTIE!!!!
Dang, we lost him somewhere.
Honey, honey, honey, and here i thought you'd threaten me with pegging.
A lil spanking?
*yawn*

 

[pensivepoet]

Hey, whatever happened to the story honey was gonna tell on page one? (can i call you Honey?)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well holy damn! I stop to have a beer and look what i missed!
Hey what happened to Artie? (can i call him artie?)
Artie, HEY ARTIE!!!!
Dang, we lost him somewhere.
Honey, honey, honey, and here i thought you'd threaten me with pegging.
A lil spanking?
*yawn*

gimme a break, I've got bronchitis.

you want a pegging instead? kay.

what flavor? slow and sensual, or rough and rape-y?

 

[LusterMunky]

Hey, whatever happened to the story honey was gonna tell on page one? (can i call you Honey?)

See page 3. It was a real show stopper.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hey, whatever happened to the story honey was gonna tell on page one? (can i call you Honey?)

yes, of course you can! unless you'd rather call me Ma'am.

See page 3. It was a real show stopper.

hey, it was funny as hell when it happened. I was laughing so hard I couldn't drive. seriously.

 

[LusterMunky]

gimme a break, I've got bronchitis.

Give ME a break. I'm listening to Captain and Tennille. Might as well just waterboard me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Give ME a break. I'm listening to Captain and Tennille. Might as well just waterboard me.

I LOVE Captain and Tennille! I had my hair cut just like hers.

too bad my hair is curly and hers is straight.

I had a Dorothy Hamill, too. wasn't any better.

 

[pensivepoet]

Yeah, and i'm listening to the carpenters greatest hits
That karen was a real firecracker.
I'll have to backtrack to maam's story dammit
(is that how you spell maam, ma'am?)
Hmmmm...
Honey maa'm?
Wild m'aam?
I get so confused

 

[pensivepoet]

And this may be the fastest and best hijacking in the history of lit.
Art, barely got the question out, and it turns out his own threads aint half bad.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah, and i'm listening to the carpenters greatest hits
That karen was a real firecracker.
I'll have to backtrack to maam's story dammit
(is that how you spell maam, ma'am?)
Hmmmm...
Honey maa'm?
Wild m'aam?
I get so confused

ooooh, I like Honey Ma'am.

and I LOVE the Carpenters!

i'm on the
top of the world lookin' down
down on creation
and the only explanation I can find
is the love that I've found
ever since you've been around
your love's put me on the top of the world.

 

[LusterMunky]

I LOVE the Carpenters!

You are sick.

btw, Honey Ma'am sounds like something Nabisco would manufacture in Peru and then inflict it on all of us through some devious ad campaign. Ya know, the perfect family, happy little toothless kids, PensivePoet in the background waving the Honey Ma'am box around like a flag.

 

[pensivepoet]

OMG
i was expecting "who the f*ck are the carpenters
Next thing you'll tell me is that you have bobby sherman and david cassidy posters on your closet door.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

ooooh, I like Honey Ma'am.

and I LOVE the Carpenters!

i'm on the
top of the world lookin' down
down on creation
and the only explanation I can find
is the love that I've found
ever since you've been around
your love's put me on the top of the world.

I prefer Honey on my Ma'am but to each their own.

And your story...priceless. Aren't rugrats great.

 

[pensivepoet]

You are sick.

btw, Honey Ma'am sounds like something Nabisco would manufacture in Peru and then inflict it on all of us through some devious ad campaign. Ya know, the perfect family, happy little toothless kids, PensivePoet in the background waving the Honey Ma'am box around like a flag.

In that same stream, krispy kreme just started a new promotion in uk called KKK wednesday's.
It didn't go over to well

 

[LusterMunky]

In that same stream, krispy kreme just started a new promotion in uk called KKK wednesday's.
It didn't go over to well

I thought you were pulling my furry paw, so of course I had to Google it. What donut wizard dreamed that one up? Talk about tone deaf. But actually, I rather talk about Honey's Buns.

 

[pensivepoet]

Yeah, that's the problem. Honey's buns is just talk.
I need meat
Anywhose, my batt is dead
Campfires are fun but i'll have to look at the ashes in the morning.
And as wild bill clinton once declared~
"1 did not have sex with that munky!"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

OMG
i was expecting "who the f*ck are the carpenters
Next thing you'll tell me is that you have bobby sherman and david cassidy posters on your closet door.

i'm a little young for them. it was Shaun Cassidy and Donny Osmond for me.

I prefer Honey on my Ma'am but to each their own.

And your story...priceless. Aren't rugrats great.

THANK YOU.

In that same stream, krispy kreme just started a new promotion in uk called KKK wednesday's.
It didn't go over to well

do you know, I have never had a Krispy Kreme donut?

I thought you were pulling my furry paw, so of course I had to Google it. What donut wizard dreamed that one up? Talk about tone deaf. But actually, I rather talk about Honey's Buns.

they are rather fabulous, I must say.

 

[LusterMunky]

Your affinity for a group response is quite telling.

 

[pensivepoet]

Well, goodnight all
We didn't quite hit a hundred but we came close.
And i'm thinking budweiser and apple pie was a bad combo.
Ugh

 

[LusterMunky]

Where's Art?

 

[elli1]

I tried to give him my best advice to fit in, which was to post on any thread Honey Buns or Elli started.

that'll be popular with less than 1% of the PG

 

[LusterMunky]

that'll be popular with less than 1% of the PG

My response to the OP (where art thou?) question was intended to be serious, a way for him to dip his toe in the cool kids' waters.

You give good thread.

 

[elli1]

You give good thread.

so you did like the "I'm not ovulating right now" one!

 

[LusterMunky]

so you did like the "I'm not ovulating right now" one!

I did. Just didn't feel qualified to post.