SirCorneliusWankumbush
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I'll have the straight jacket ready so it looks like my job, not a kidnappingI’ll go slow! I just might be a little twitchy!
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I'll have the straight jacket ready so it looks like my job, not a kidnappingI’ll go slow! I just might be a little twitchy!
After the yelling match this morning people would believe I was being taken for a grippy sock vacation!I'll have the straight jacket ready so it looks like my job, not a kidnapping![]()
Scrambled and cream cheese.Scrambled? Poached? Over easy?
And jam or jelly? Or?

Because you choked on it instead? Made a right old scene with coughing and spluttering until it clonked onto the desk in the middle of everyone?Pencil eraser while mulling a thought in a meeting. No, I didn’t swallow it.

*ponders new tag line*An apple fresh off the tree. Like a sweet tart, with a good crunch.![]()
You’ve already seen my work, I see.Because you choked on it instead? Made a right old scene with coughing and spluttering until it clonked onto the desk in the middle of everyone?
Me? A fig roll. I did swallow.