What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Pt. II

I believe Vegemite is proof there is a devil
Nooooooooo Vegemite is proof that God has a sense of humour.
God - "let's make this shit really tasty but to a small enough amount of the population that there will forever be arguments about whether or not it is tasty. It will be fucking hilarious!"
Assistant - "will there be wars over it?"
God - "what?! No, not wars. It's a fucking condiment. But it will be entertaining when there's nothing on TV."
 
An Altoid. I'm pretty sure they put crack or heroin in them, once you start, there is no stopping. I haven't found a 12 step program for those who abuse "curiously strong mints"
My ex was a nurse as well and loved altoids. I think they have to be addictive. I do not like strong mints or anything that burns my mouth. I am addicted to peppermints though. And sweet tea but that is a totally different topic...
 
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