What Was The SMARTEST Thing Someone Told You Today? 🤯

[PlNKbits]

The only smart criminal is one that DOESN'T get caught.

 

[Dribble]

A muon has a lifespan of 2.2 milliseconds. Traveling at the speed of light (which is impossible for anything with mass) the maximum distance a muon can travel is 660 meters. So if a muon is created by cosmic rays bombarding our upper atmosphere, 10km up, how can we see a muon if we build a cloud chamber here on the surface?

The answer is fucking brilliant. Einstein knew. Time is relative. The faster one travels, the slower time moves. Google it.

 

[Jada59]

Be careful.

 

[Apisto42]

“It’s all about the pussy”

 

[WatchingCloud]

Don't expect to be able to make a living doing something others consider a hobby.

 

[beachbaby179]

"You are a valuable individual who has had a positive impact on humanity and shall continue to do so as you grow and thrive."

I needed that in that moment.

 

[dashie33]

The only smart criminal is one that DOESN'T get caught.

Crime doesn't pay.

Directly.

It goes through escrow.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

One event can be forgiven.
Many events is called behavior.
Behavior must either be accepted or rejected.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Knees have kneeds too.

 

[Esslemont]

Teachers are still students too.

 

[Beachgirl22]

"Don't complain to much. At least we are getting paid for just sitting here."
and playing on Lit..but that's my secret.

 

[Esslemont]

Never piss into the wind.
Surprisingly sage advice.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

To thine own self be true

He’s so right

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

'Drama. It's what people mistake for emotion and passion when they don't know better.'

 

[LurkingLazarus]

People mistake empathy for weakness. Which is inaccurate.

It takes an incredibly strong person to be empathetic to others as a default.

 

[Esslemont]

If you waste your energy on the little things, you’ll be used up when the big one comes around.

 

[JerseyJade]

Go home and get some rest.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Drama is a poor substitute for depth.

 

[Esslemont]

Bitches be Awesome!
Thanks Grandpa. I’ll never forget.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

"Adulting is expensive."

 

[BadAmy]

"No, kitten"

 

[standard1]

Suz told me to take my pants off. i hadn’t really thought to do it, but when i did, things were much nicer. so, that was pretty damn smart.

 

[JerseyJade]

Wait until it goes on sale.

 

[Esslemont]

Check Mate.

Thought I was somewhat ok at chess. I have been outsmarted.

 

[Lily13]

You don't want to rub it on your hands