What Was The SMARTEST Thing Someone Told You Today? 🤯

[TunnelKing089]

Well it wasn't directed at me,heard it at the store earlier but funny as heck.

Woman and it looked like a 5 year old girl shopping and that little girl turned around and said "You don't know anything about anything"

Smartest thing I heard in a while lol.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

If they wanted to, they would.

 

[Chillygirl]

You lose the majority of fat through the CO2 you breath out….

 

[DarkRaven13]

Use the rtf extension before submitting.

 

[Shenanigans90]

A lack of planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The dildo of consequences rarely comes pre-lubed.

 

[DarkRaven13]

Get some sleep.

 

[NastyNyx]

Take care of yourself 'cause if you don't nobody will.

 

[Paul_Chance]

The dildo of consequences rarely comes pre-lubed.

Okay, this is brilliant. I'm stealing it and adding it to my repertoire of wisdom!

 

[Kimlikes]

My husband told me I was clever today . He actually said your a clever burger arnt you , translated to English from kiwi it reads you are a smart ass , but that’s the best I got lol

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Admiration is an aphrodisiac.:

 

[cole4258]

We can fix this tomorrow

 

[TunnelKing089]

Mom told me if I would've been born first,they wouldn't have had the other two lol.

 

[AveryElle]

A lack of planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

The number of times I say this in any given week at work is mind boggling. But it never seems to matter!

 

[slavemelanie]

I'm not perfect but I'm OK with that.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"The reason you self-sabotage is because it allows you to predict what's going to happen which gives you the illusion of control over your pain."

Whew...thanks for the free therapy Tiktok

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Don't sweat petty things and don't pet sweaty things."

 

[Deadfreak]

Try meditation before medication

 

[Bicuriousgirl206]

“At least you’re getting paid for it” (and before it gets dirty, in the context of having to be at work today when it’s completely dead )