What was your last online purchase?

[haventdonethat]

Tree pruners.

 

[DeckardNYC]

A mail order bride. Amazon refused to deliver.

 

[Kat73]

Brewers yeast and garlic powder
Chicken kelp

 

[DarkSimian]

More comics
But there was a sale.....

 

[Misshotndeep]

New phone cord.

 

[lanceGibs]

Masks and gloves.

 

[Corbal]

5.11 Tactical Rucksack.
40lb Ruck plate.


Fuck...this is gonna suck. *

 

[AlpineFresco]

Health insurance, I think, if a monthly payment counts. My life is wild.

 

[Corbal]

Health insurance, I think, if a monthly payment counts. My life is wild.

You kinky bastard.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Wine.

 

[Leigh81]

A couple of goodies for hubby's upcoming 40th BD.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

A set of 8 strong magnets.

 

[Corbal]

A set of 8 strong magnets.

You can polarize my atoms anytime there, big boy.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

You can polarize my atoms anytime there, big boy.

Oh baby. Meet me in my laboratory at 2100 hours.

 

[Corbal]

Oh baby. Meet me in my laboratory at 2100 hours.

*runs to find duct tape, zip ties and Doritos chips*

This is gonna be fun.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

*runs to find duct tape, zip ties and Doritos chips*

This is gonna be fun.

And I thought my new Beats Solo headphones were fun. I'm living in the wrong neighborhood or something

 

[Lastingimpressions]

*runs to find duct tape, zip ties and Doritos chips*

This is gonna be fun.

Sigh. She always be forgetting to grab the Keith Sweat mixtape.

 

[Corbal]

And I thought my new Beats Solo headphones were fun. I'm living in the wrong neighborhood or something

Apparently so! Me and the Impressionist have cornered the market on weird fucking.

Sigh. She always be forgetting to grab the Keith Sweat mixtape.

I know all the words by heart and sing like an angel.

That’s fallen.

And crushed her larynx.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I know all the words by heart and sing like an angel.

That’s fallen.

And crushed her larynx.[/QUOTE]

Belt it out for me my cripple throated Siren of seduction.

 

[Corbal]

Belt it out for me my cripple throated Siren of seduction.

We gotta work on your quoting abilities first. Then I'll sing.

 

[Orchidea73]

Bath and body line products.

 

[Hornblende]

Kilner Jars

 

[Matthew82]

DVD for my kiddo

 

[I_need_help]

A mask for this damn Covid

 

[36524]

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