What would you do if you had this to play with?

[Siren]

I cant believe you left it up to them either.....lol

 

[Softly]

Poor guy

I am not so daring. He knows what he has. He knows that if he hurts a girl that he won't be able to play with her again. He could well be a wonderful person.

 

[Merelan]

Softly, your name suits you, doesn't it? Such a nice person. I feel bad. All I saw when I looked was a huge dick. I didn't stop and think of what the man must feel. How hard life is for him. Imagine what the kids teased him with at school? And the fact that he has to be in porn shows to get laid? oops. Again I am assuming this is a porn shot. it could be a picture of him and his loving wife.
Thank you for sharing his truer nature with us, and making us see the better side of life.

I didn't mean that pun there, but it does fit.

I better get them moving on the title then, for all his sweetness, he still scares me a bit.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my gawd. One word. Bolt cutters. Anything like THAT comes near MY pussy and I'm getting out the bolt cutters. Oh gawd. I went through childbirth, okay? My pussy can stretch and then get back to its original size, but I had to wait 8 weeks to screw again and a full 2 years for it to heal completely. Forget it. I mean FORGET IT. I'll stick to a normal, human, Muffin's Muff...in sized prick. Thank you very much.

 

[Roll-One]

well i'm not quite as big as he is, ok ok, i'm no where near as big as he is, but she can slide down my shaft anytime....uh huh

 

[Ticklish Girl]

I was just wondering.... if you had the chance to have what you see above, what would you do with it? And how much, how often, and how many times?

Um...I guess it could come in handy as a coat rack.

 

[Earthmuffin]

Yoiks!!

I too would have to be in the 'fraid not catagory, to both.

 

[Never]

What's this.. hmm, an interesting looking thread. Let's just hop inside and see what I get to play with..
Oooh boy a picture now all I have to do is wait for it to download...
.. Ohh, that's nice, 'Yay Boobies!'.
.. Ohh, nice slippery belly.. hmm..
I wonder if she uses Magic Powder? hmmmmmmmmmmm.. okay I could have some fun with this 'toy'.
Wait.. there's one last bit to the picture now.. what is.. is that? .. ???

HOLY MOTHER O' MARY!

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Hmm, wish I could see the expression on that lady's face right now.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I simply cannot accept that thing is real!!

 

[Whispersecret]

I wouldn't want something that long in my pussy, thanks. I only like my cervix touched once a year. Actually, I really don't like it at all, but those pap smears are a must.

I agree with you, Siren. I thought Latina had "seen the error of her ways" in posting the links ad nauseum. She had been posting like a regular person for a couple of days, but here are three links in one post! Down, chica, tone it down, please.

 

[Guest]

This is fun!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I would never leave home!

 

[Merelan]

Are you enjoying yourself? I thought so. I have a feeling you like the varying responses. I bet you are a psych major and are writing some big fancy report on our responses. Then you publish it and get a lucrative job with some company for tons of money to evaluate porn sites and their effect on society.

 

[Guest]

Nah.... Not a psych major!

 

[Purple Haze]

That's Bovine wood, man. You could hang a wardrobe on that pole. How do you hide a hard-on with that thing, how do you get a hard-on? A prolonged stiffy could cause some brain damge couldn't it?

 

[Expertise]

Bucking the trend

Lioness you said that " every guy wants one that big" I must be the exception.

A weapon like that would be great for winning bets in bars but beyond that it would be a pain in the ass. Speaking of which I can't imagine that women are exactly lining up to have anal sex with that guy.

I mean shit, even wearing a pair of shorts would require some creative knot tieing or macrame'

I'll stick with my own gear thanks. If for no other reason than the addage, a rapier thrust is often preferable to a hammer blow

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I totally agree with EXP.

If that's real (I don't think it is) I feel sorry for the freak. The only real fun you could have with it would be to put it on display - and that would get old fast.

 

[Mustang Sally]

OR you could become a pole vaulter!! That would be fun! Fun to watch, too!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Maybe for a day -

You know Rent-a-Dick? Watch people's reactions and stuff. Double takes. Triple takes. Offers of money.

I think the perfect dick (the entire male package) to have - from a guys perspective would be about 8.5 to 9 inches long - about an 1.5 to 2.0 inch diameter (not circumference) - have to rather large nuts, hopefully to hold an inordinately large, copious amounts of jizz (you know a half-pint per ejaculation) but not big old swinging/slapping nuts - firm sacked large nuts - and of course the whole package would be totally hairless.

What do you think ladies?

 

[Guest]

You got it Sparky!

 

[Latina]

I would believe 12", but 18" is an obvious exaggeration. As I mentioned, I researched the size topic about 2 years ago and largest on record is 13.5 inches. So if it is 18" it is a fake one or the photo is doctored in photoshop. Discussed size at the time (1998) with 14 women who were regular email correspondents, they seemed to prefer 6 to 8 inches long x 1.5 to 2 inches diameter. I know 14 women isn't a HUGE sampling, but nobody wanted more than about 9 inches. Just like the woman in the lingerie shop who complained to me of backaches from her 46DDs, I would think one that big would be a big pain to the guy. Fun and funny to look at the photo and think lustfully "what if?" but in all honestly I don't think anyone would REALLY want that!

Sorry about the self-promotion, but I think my sweetie's 8 inches the ideal size (for me), and I thought it was appropriate to show that, since size is the topic of this thread. Since I'm saying I'm content with my guy's size and don't want this hugeness, I thought it a natural extension to SHOW just what I was talking about.

Please try to understand where I'm coming from. I was a virgin until 23, and my Frank was the first guy who knew what he was doing and really cared about me, and I was 45.
So what we have seems so miraculous to me, I sometimes can hardly believe it myself, and it is so easy to slip into the mode of bragging on him when I think about all those years that I settled for SO much less (my first husband made love with me only 6 times in 17 years and NEVER gave me an orgasm--there ought to be a LAW against that sort of spousal neglect)! I do TRY to tone it down, but I am so grateful to FINALLY be in a great loving AND sexual relationship that it is hard for me sometimes to control myself on this topic. And a thread that gets into sex in this way, just seems to lead to my bragging on him.

I'm at something of a loss to follow the BB rules when they seem to change daily.

When the topic is sex, how can I comment on it WITHOUT relating it to my own personal experiences, good or bad? It's not so much ego, as I have no other frame of reference by which to comment, than what I have experienced first-hand. I've commented on the bad--a nearly sexless first marriage--in various threads, but when I comment on the good--how great I have it now--that gets everyone screamming ego, self-promotion, blah-blah-blah. I have written up the good and the bad in various stories of mine--if I excerpt from a story I'm told to just link people to the story and those who care will look there. But then if I link to the story, it's ego. But the stories expressed my opinions on various topics, why write it over again in a BB thread if a story of mine already tells my thoughts and experiences on a specific topic? Don't include story excerpts, don't link to stories, don't brag on my husband too much, don't express my opinions at all but let everyone else on the BB express any damned opinion THEY have and oh this is a great democratic bulletin board where no topic is taboo and everyone has their say but oh please shut-up Latina!

Damn, and I started off this morning in SUCH a good mood after two orgasms. Congrats to all for making me crabby now!

There, I've blown off steam and can stop PMSing now and get back to my usual (sweet?) self.

-- Latina

 

[Purple Haze]

Gee, Latina, I didn't realize this thread is all about you, too.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm a lil Muffin with a lil Muffin. The StudMuffin is big. Just a lil bit too big fer me by about a half inch. It can be annoying at times. He gets a lil excited and starts doing his impression of a broken jackhammer (the army broke him, okay? he's broken) and pokes something that makes me scream and leap to the other side of the room. Hey, at least I don't scream and come up swinging anymore. Thats it, sex is over and I'm in tears. He feels so incredibly guilty because he hurt me. I feel so incredibly guilty cause he got himself all excited and can't do anything about it.

7 inches to 8.5 inches is just fine. Diameter doesn't really matter that much either, just as long as you don't come at me with a 2 liter bottle size prick. I like them thicker, naturally, less work, but due to a regular exercise program I have excellent vaginal muscular control.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Its the way you brag on that bugs
and then with the constant links
give it a rest
maybe read all your postings and see how much is
about ME ME ME ME ME

You are a sexy chick but your conceited attitude
is a big turn off baby