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Latina. You're fine. Honestly. There is no problem here. Don't give it another thought.
KillerMuffin
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Re: Maybe for a day -
*sigh*
Latina sweetie, it isn't the expression of opinions, sharing of yourself, your husband, your sexuality, your stories, your photos. Its the verbosity and the seeming missing of the point.
The question:
Summary of the question: What do you ladies think is the perfect dick (the entire male package)?
Excerpt of Latina's answer:
Now. The question is about dick size and your preference. Your answer to that question was not self promotion, nor was it bragging, nor did it require an explanation. It was an intelligent reply to a question that let us get to know Frank a little bit better. Where you were coming from in telling us his dick size, well, the question was asked, how can that be bragging? Constant reiteration of how wonderful you have it now and how horrible it was before can come across as some rather self absorbed pay attention to me verbiage.
You seem to have the author tendency to not know when to when and stop. This is not a story sweetie, its a forum, you don't have to make us understand you better, we will do that on our own. You don't have to constantly explain yourself, we already know. You don't have to defend yourself, we will accept what you say, and if we don't, then you have plenty of time to either tell us to fuck off or come up with a defense. Frankly, I don't see why you're defensive about answering a question.
Talk to us sweetie, don't talk down to us or constantly remind us how great you have it compared to us poor little saps. You never intended it that way, but thats how its coming across. At least to me.
*sigh*
Latina sweetie, it isn't the expression of opinions, sharing of yourself, your husband, your sexuality, your stories, your photos. Its the verbosity and the seeming missing of the point.
The question:
Sparky Kronkite said:
Summary of the question: What do you ladies think is the perfect dick (the entire male package)?
Excerpt of Latina's answer:
Latina said:
Now. The question is about dick size and your preference. Your answer to that question was not self promotion, nor was it bragging, nor did it require an explanation. It was an intelligent reply to a question that let us get to know Frank a little bit better. Where you were coming from in telling us his dick size, well, the question was asked, how can that be bragging? Constant reiteration of how wonderful you have it now and how horrible it was before can come across as some rather self absorbed pay attention to me verbiage.
You seem to have the author tendency to not know when to when and stop. This is not a story sweetie, its a forum, you don't have to make us understand you better, we will do that on our own. You don't have to constantly explain yourself, we already know. You don't have to defend yourself, we will accept what you say, and if we don't, then you have plenty of time to either tell us to fuck off or come up with a defense. Frankly, I don't see why you're defensive about answering a question.
Talk to us sweetie, don't talk down to us or constantly remind us how great you have it compared to us poor little saps. You never intended it that way, but thats how its coming across. At least to me.
Sparky Kronkite
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Or.........
You could just blame it on the PMS and leave it at that.
You could just blame it on the PMS and leave it at that.
Latina
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The original thread was how would we like to play with that, I said I wouldn't and showed off what I do get to enjoy and that I am content and don't need it that big, just putting in my $0.02 and I got slammed for doing so and that made me PMS over it a bit. I also linked to what others have told me on how THEY feel about size, as I felt it relevant to the topic, and got slammed for expressing not MY opinion, but the opinion of others that seemed relevant to the discussion--too many links.
Whew! Take a breath!
The human body in all its varied forms is so incredible: short, tall, thin, fat, big/small boobs, big/small cocks. For every variation, there is someone out there who loves it, and when you think about it, that is amazing and wonderful. I guess I do say this too much, but I found what works for me and am ecstatic and eager about it, the girl riding that monster at the start of this thread is (I hope) happy with what she found, KillerMuffin is happy with StudMuffin, and so on. Nobody BETTER than anyone else, just different and hopefully having lots of happy sex (a phrase I once read somewhere, "fucking like happy little bunny rabbits" comes to mind). If some of you DON'T have great relationships, hope you will soon, and won't feel like those of us on Literotica who have it great are tying to act superior--not my or anyone else's intent.
Literotica is a great place to hang out and exchange ideas, but sometimes it deteriorates into people jumping all over each other because they don't like what someone else says or thinks about something. That is an all-too-human tendency (might explain why there has been war throughout recorded history), as is bragging when you find something good or whining when it's terrible. Maybe we can ALL try to be more understanding and tolerant of each other's personality quirks from now on--we all have faults, but to pounce on each other about them just isn't cricket, ol' chaps (sniff!). Unless you're talking about dumb old George Dubbya Bush and AlGore, then feel free to pounce away!
Hah ha!
(Yes, it is scary to think of EITHER of them occupying the most powerful position in the world. The economy, and especially real-estate values, will probably fare slightly better under Gore than under Bush, but otherwise not a whole helluva lot of difference IMHO!)
-- Latina
Whew! Take a breath!
The human body in all its varied forms is so incredible: short, tall, thin, fat, big/small boobs, big/small cocks. For every variation, there is someone out there who loves it, and when you think about it, that is amazing and wonderful. I guess I do say this too much, but I found what works for me and am ecstatic and eager about it, the girl riding that monster at the start of this thread is (I hope) happy with what she found, KillerMuffin is happy with StudMuffin, and so on. Nobody BETTER than anyone else, just different and hopefully having lots of happy sex (a phrase I once read somewhere, "fucking like happy little bunny rabbits" comes to mind). If some of you DON'T have great relationships, hope you will soon, and won't feel like those of us on Literotica who have it great are tying to act superior--not my or anyone else's intent.
Literotica is a great place to hang out and exchange ideas, but sometimes it deteriorates into people jumping all over each other because they don't like what someone else says or thinks about something. That is an all-too-human tendency (might explain why there has been war throughout recorded history), as is bragging when you find something good or whining when it's terrible. Maybe we can ALL try to be more understanding and tolerant of each other's personality quirks from now on--we all have faults, but to pounce on each other about them just isn't cricket, ol' chaps (sniff!). Unless you're talking about dumb old George Dubbya Bush and AlGore, then feel free to pounce away!
Hah ha!
(Yes, it is scary to think of EITHER of them occupying the most powerful position in the world. The economy, and especially real-estate values, will probably fare slightly better under Gore than under Bush, but otherwise not a whole helluva lot of difference IMHO!)
-- Latina
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Thanks, swerf, I thought the photo looked PhotoShop-enhanced. And the claim that it was 18" was absurd. You have cleared-up the debate for once and for all, and have everyone's gratitude.
Did you find the original yet? Any way that we could all see the original, and see what this guy REALLY has? (she says, drooling with anticipation, like Pavlov's dogs)
--Latina
Did you find the original yet? Any way that we could all see the original, and see what this guy REALLY has? (she says, drooling with anticipation, like Pavlov's dogs)
--Latina
Latina,
You previously said:
Literotica is a great place to hang out and exchange ideas, but sometimes it deteriorates into people jumping all over each other because they don't like what someone else says or thinks about something.
I couldn't agree more.
I looked, but I think I deleted that picture. :-(
How does one insert pictures into posts, anyway?
You previously said:
Literotica is a great place to hang out and exchange ideas, but sometimes it deteriorates into people jumping all over each other because they don't like what someone else says or thinks about something.
I couldn't agree more.
I looked, but I think I deleted that picture. :-(
How does one insert pictures into posts, anyway?
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Swerf tell the truth!
Lioness,
I used to have that picture, in its unadulterated (no pun intended) form. I remember it well because it was one of the first pornographic pictures I ever found on the internet, about 5 years ago. Unfortunately, I no longer have it. I probably lost it in a reformat a year or two ago. Either way, the man's member is more manageable in the original.
Swerf
PS Lioness, how do you include a picture in the post?
I used to have that picture, in its unadulterated (no pun intended) form. I remember it well because it was one of the first pornographic pictures I ever found on the internet, about 5 years ago. Unfortunately, I no longer have it. I probably lost it in a reformat a year or two ago. Either way, the man's member is more manageable in the original.
Swerf
PS Lioness, how do you include a picture in the post?
Purple Haze
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Good job, Latina, this thread is about you.
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Oh, Hazy, get off my f**in' back! Just cause my opinion guides a thread in a certain direction doesn't mean I'm trying to make the thread all about me!
What IS your f'in PROBLEM!? Is it cuz last week when you said I gave you a wood I didn't return your interest? Whatever your PROBLEM is, you're being a true a**hole and NOT a gentleman!
-- Latina
What IS your f'in PROBLEM!? Is it cuz last week when you said I gave you a wood I didn't return your interest? Whatever your PROBLEM is, you're being a true a**hole and NOT a gentleman!
-- Latina
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I'd show you my cock if I knew how.
Purple Haze
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It's bigger than you.
Is that possible?
[Edited by Purple Haze on 10-05-2000 at 04:02 PM]
Is that possible?
[Edited by Purple Haze on 10-05-2000 at 04:02 PM]
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Damn, this is getting childish. "It's bigger than you" is your best come-back? How sad!
How I long for the days of truly witty come-backs ala Winston Churchill: when a woman said he was drunk, he replied "Madam, you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning!" Now THAT was witty and classy, short and sweet and to the point, right on target.
Ever read the records of the Diet of Wurms when the Catholic Church was being founded in the 3rd century? Page after page of witty put-downs of one another as they disagreed how to organize Christianity. Then someone, perhaps PH's ancestor, couldn't come up with anything better than to call someone else a Whore-Son Loggerhead, whatever the hell THAT means!
PH has shown himself to be unworthy of further direct correspondence from me. Not even CLOSE to in my league! I shall give him and his "serious wood" no more thought.
Peter Lorre in Casablanca: "Do you despise me, Rick?"
Humphrey Bogart: "I probably would, if I gave you any thought at all."
-- Latina
How I long for the days of truly witty come-backs ala Winston Churchill: when a woman said he was drunk, he replied "Madam, you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning!" Now THAT was witty and classy, short and sweet and to the point, right on target.
Ever read the records of the Diet of Wurms when the Catholic Church was being founded in the 3rd century? Page after page of witty put-downs of one another as they disagreed how to organize Christianity. Then someone, perhaps PH's ancestor, couldn't come up with anything better than to call someone else a Whore-Son Loggerhead, whatever the hell THAT means!
PH has shown himself to be unworthy of further direct correspondence from me. Not even CLOSE to in my league! I shall give him and his "serious wood" no more thought.
Peter Lorre in Casablanca: "Do you despise me, Rick?"
Humphrey Bogart: "I probably would, if I gave you any thought at all."
-- Latina
Purple Haze
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I would engage in a battle of wits with you my dear, but I realize you are unarmed, and judging from your links, I think you are in dire need of a thorough lick job, through and through by my bi-sexual friend Frankie.
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And your microscope comment was the height of wit and maturity, wasn't it Latina? You can't descend to his level then act all high and mighty and expect us to pretend we didn't see you at the schoolyard too.
Whispersecret
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Here's the deal: some people think you're terrific, Latina. Some people find you a tad boastful. With that knowledge, I suppose you just have to do what you feel is right. You can't please all of the people...etc.
I would want someone to tell me if I was being conceited, so I could knock it off. Nobody wants to be a show-off. Then, again, I believe that I tend to see my own faults in others, so maybe I am a show-off and no one has told me yet.
Anyway, post whatever you wish, as I will. In all probability we're two peas on either end of the pod. I'm sure that my repetitive "whining" about how I view myself (sort of the opposite of your self-image) is annoying to people.
I won't bother you anymore about it. And I certainly won't intentionally put you down. Enough said!
If I were a guy, I wouldn't want a monster that big. You'd never get it all the way inside someone. Human vaginas just aren't that long. Yes, they can stretch, but that's width-wise, for babies.
I would want someone to tell me if I was being conceited, so I could knock it off. Nobody wants to be a show-off. Then, again, I believe that I tend to see my own faults in others, so maybe I am a show-off and no one has told me yet.
Anyway, post whatever you wish, as I will. In all probability we're two peas on either end of the pod. I'm sure that my repetitive "whining" about how I view myself (sort of the opposite of your self-image) is annoying to people.
I won't bother you anymore about it. And I certainly won't intentionally put you down. Enough said!
If I were a guy, I wouldn't want a monster that big. You'd never get it all the way inside someone. Human vaginas just aren't that long. Yes, they can stretch, but that's width-wise, for babies.
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Thanks, Whispersecret. You remind me of a line in a movie, I forget which one (maybe Inherit the Wind, not sure?), that says freedom of speech means you are willing to vigorously defend the right of someone whose opinions are absolutely loathsome to you, to publicly broadcast those opinions. It's so easy for the likes of PH to claim such rights for themselves and deny them to others. Nice to have you in my corner on this.
If I understand you right, you have a low self-image. How can we all boost you up a bit? Everyone has a right to feel good about themselves. If you love yourself, and your significant other ALSO loves you, you are doubly blessed.
How can BB posters help you with that? Ready to lend a hand to a sistah where I can.
Thought the issue of not wanting one that big was settled: it turned out the photo was doctored. The original apparently WAS impressive, but then it got exaggerated before it was posted here. But nobody seems to be able to find the undoctored version anymore and satisfy our lusty curiosity.
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I ask for witty and PH gives me I need to be licked, just proving my point that he HAS no wit in him. He doesn't like me bragging how well I get licked, then tells me I need to BE licked. I don't get it, is that what he considers clever? Or as the best man at our wedding likes to say to those who show themsleves unworthy of his respect, "if you had a brain, you'd be arrested for smuggling" (even that's wittier than telling a woman she needs to be licked). OK, that microscope thing was a tad schoolyardish, I agree, but still wittier than "bigger than you" and provoked by his need to show me his.
-- Latina
If I understand you right, you have a low self-image. How can we all boost you up a bit? Everyone has a right to feel good about themselves. If you love yourself, and your significant other ALSO loves you, you are doubly blessed.
How can BB posters help you with that? Ready to lend a hand to a sistah where I can.
Thought the issue of not wanting one that big was settled: it turned out the photo was doctored. The original apparently WAS impressive, but then it got exaggerated before it was posted here. But nobody seems to be able to find the undoctored version anymore and satisfy our lusty curiosity.
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I ask for witty and PH gives me I need to be licked, just proving my point that he HAS no wit in him. He doesn't like me bragging how well I get licked, then tells me I need to BE licked. I don't get it, is that what he considers clever? Or as the best man at our wedding likes to say to those who show themsleves unworthy of his respect, "if you had a brain, you'd be arrested for smuggling" (even that's wittier than telling a woman she needs to be licked). OK, that microscope thing was a tad schoolyardish, I agree, but still wittier than "bigger than you" and provoked by his need to show me his.
-- Latina
I'm staying out of the above posts...kind of how when all the big guys are wrestling & you hope you can CRAWL along the mat unnoticed....
Responding to the photo only...I love to look, but I wouldn't want to touch it.
Now I'm crawling along the mat, back to the bleachers.
Responding to the photo only...I love to look, but I wouldn't want to touch it.
Now I'm crawling along the mat, back to the bleachers.
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Latina
Please accept my humblest apologies, you were right, of course, I have neither the wit, nor the class required to keep up with you. I am scampering away with my tail between my legs and I feel ashamed for the way I have treated you on this and countless other threads. You are too good for me, and now I have finally seen the light, and the error of my ways. Please forgive me?
I'll show you my wood.
http://www.hickson.com/whatis.html
[Edited by Purple Haze on 10-05-2000 at 08:51 PM]
Please accept my humblest apologies, you were right, of course, I have neither the wit, nor the class required to keep up with you. I am scampering away with my tail between my legs and I feel ashamed for the way I have treated you on this and countless other threads. You are too good for me, and now I have finally seen the light, and the error of my ways. Please forgive me?
I'll show you my wood.
http://www.hickson.com/whatis.html
[Edited by Purple Haze on 10-05-2000 at 08:51 PM]
Whispersecret
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LMAO!
Here are some of the qualities of Haze's Wood:
-resistant to attack by termites and the fungi that cause decay. (Good to know!)
-easily worked with common tools... (Better make sure my vibrator has fresh batteries!)
-clean to the touch (An absolute must in MY book)
-resiliant and versatile (ooh, baby!)
-has a lifetime limited warranty
A dick with a guarantee of satisfaction! Where can I get one o'dem????
Here are some of the qualities of Haze's Wood:
-resistant to attack by termites and the fungi that cause decay. (Good to know!)
-easily worked with common tools... (Better make sure my vibrator has fresh batteries!)
-clean to the touch (An absolute must in MY book)
-resiliant and versatile (ooh, baby!)
-has a lifetime limited warranty
A dick with a guarantee of satisfaction! Where can I get one o'dem????
Whispersecret
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If I understand you right, you have a low self-image. How can we all boost you up a bit? Everyone has a right to feel good about themselves. If you love yourself, and your significant other ALSO loves you, you are doubly blessed.
How can BB posters help you with that? Ready to lend a hand to a sistah where I can.
My image is fine in many areas, not so great in others. I don't think it's something I want to ask for help with, thank you just the same. I'm not a believer in the value of boosting others self-esteem. Self-esteem comes from inside, and doesn't have value if it's boosted from outside forces.
As for the battle between you and PH, I thought both of you were acting like schoolchildren. But that tends to happen when you post out of anger or somesuch. This might not work for you, but when someone on the BB pisses the hell out of me, I try to avoid posting for twenty-four hours. By then I usually have calmed down enough so that if I decide to post a reply, I can do so coherently without all the knee-jerk emotion behind my words.
How can BB posters help you with that? Ready to lend a hand to a sistah where I can.
My image is fine in many areas, not so great in others. I don't think it's something I want to ask for help with, thank you just the same. I'm not a believer in the value of boosting others self-esteem. Self-esteem comes from inside, and doesn't have value if it's boosted from outside forces.
As for the battle between you and PH, I thought both of you were acting like schoolchildren. But that tends to happen when you post out of anger or somesuch. This might not work for you, but when someone on the BB pisses the hell out of me, I try to avoid posting for twenty-four hours. By then I usually have calmed down enough so that if I decide to post a reply, I can do so coherently without all the knee-jerk emotion behind my words.
Latina
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Wow, PH finally shows some genuine wit (linking to a lumber web site to show me his "wood")! To quote Blazing Saddles, "Mongo impressed!" Seriously...no sarcasm this time. Didn't think you had it in you, PH.
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Wolmanized® Extra® lumber has built in water-repellent so you can avoid warped & twisted individuals.
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But I thought Literotica was all ABOUT warped and twisted individuals!
Anyway, like the original heavily-doctored photo that started this thread, this WOOD looks like TOO much, who would want 12 feet of 2x4 shoved up her? Didn't know a guy's wood could have so many corkscrew twists and turns along its length, either--dosn't it HURT to have your wood so twisted-up like that, PH?
I'll stick with my original comment, my love's 8 inches is just the right size and shape for ME! Hope that doesn't disappoint you too much, Hazy.
Not sure I agree that self-image can't come from outside one's self. TV and magazines keep drumming on how we all have to be super-skinny until we all feel we can't measure up, so outside influences clealy tear-down your self-image. Praise and love from outside sources can do much to repair your self-image. Yes, I see the point that ultimately the person has to find the strength inside herself to feel positve, but outside influences can certainly help that process along. I'm here for you, sweetie, if you ever need words of encouragement. That's all I meant.
Looking at that photo that started the thread again. Fun to think what it would feel like to sink my pussy down over it, but wouldn't want to do that for real. STILL curious how big it REALLY was before it got edited in PhotoShop to look so huge. Guess we'll never know.
-- Latina
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Wolmanized® Extra® lumber has built in water-repellent so you can avoid warped & twisted individuals.
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But I thought Literotica was all ABOUT warped and twisted individuals!
Anyway, like the original heavily-doctored photo that started this thread, this WOOD looks like TOO much, who would want 12 feet of 2x4 shoved up her? Didn't know a guy's wood could have so many corkscrew twists and turns along its length, either--dosn't it HURT to have your wood so twisted-up like that, PH?
I'll stick with my original comment, my love's 8 inches is just the right size and shape for ME! Hope that doesn't disappoint you too much, Hazy.
Not sure I agree that self-image can't come from outside one's self. TV and magazines keep drumming on how we all have to be super-skinny until we all feel we can't measure up, so outside influences clealy tear-down your self-image. Praise and love from outside sources can do much to repair your self-image. Yes, I see the point that ultimately the person has to find the strength inside herself to feel positve, but outside influences can certainly help that process along. I'm here for you, sweetie, if you ever need words of encouragement. That's all I meant.
Looking at that photo that started the thread again. Fun to think what it would feel like to sink my pussy down over it, but wouldn't want to do that for real. STILL curious how big it REALLY was before it got edited in PhotoShop to look so huge. Guess we'll never know.
-- Latina
