What would you do if....

[Nylonian]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

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Or ask/answer something... anything....

Café Date: I'd do my research and find us the best café in the area with good food as well.

Alien Landing: I'd assess the situation and approach with caution and ascertain if the aliens are friendly; showing that I mean no harm. If not, well they probably have the better tech so we're stuffed anyway right?

Zombies: Get supplies and weapons then head towards the mountains. I know a spot. Also, hope that these zombies can't climb trees.

 

[CliodhnaOB]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....

Oh I'd love a coffee....

once they didn't upset the herd see wat happens.

Lol plenty supplies at home

 

[Apisto42]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

Si senorita.

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

Offer them a fat joint and ask them to take me somewhere new.

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

Load up. Make sure the chainsaw has plenty of gas and bar grease.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

Order the most expensive coffee for no reason lmao. No, I'm kidding, I'd be flattered and get a major ego boost.

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

Try to escape to a safe place or try to kill it, killing would my last option.

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

Stock pile on weapons and food, acquire an reliable vehicle and look for a safe place to sleep. I'd try to keep my family and close friends near me and do everything I can to protect them.

 

[puppett]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....

be happy but also i would probably secretly judge you on the location you pick for the coffee
run into the light
nope, not unless there were also vampires, i know my people

 

[RDM97756]

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee
I would accept, but be shy as hell

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?
Strip naked become a nudist, because all i had ever believed could no longer be accurate and nothing else would matter.


What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?
Um… i think i am fucked.


Alright for anyone:

What would you do if i had $1000 to give you


What would you do if an animal started talking to you

What would you do if i was your blind date

 

[env789]

Coffee? Bet. I'll take you to my favorite spot, they make a great coquito latte. Not sure why they're still offering them, but I'm also not complaining! We can grab a couple alfajores, too.

Alien landing? Great, let's get to work. There's a lot to do.

Zombie apocalypse? Damn, I don't know if I like the taste of brains. Time to fuck off to the mountains!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Coffee - I'm down. All coffee is good coffee and good company is good company.

Alien invasion - prepare for the inevitable probing

Zombie apocalypse - this is my time to shine. Those zombies won't know what hit them

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Coffee - I am not interested in the beverage. But I would go along gladly for the pleasant company.

Alien invasion - Put on my tin foil hat and start gathering supplies.

Zombie Apocalypse - Call my cousin and Carmen's husband and we would start preparing a coordinated response.

 

[Jeanie99]

Coffee- Yes and Yes. Hot or cold. Black or fancy. I'm addicted.

Alien Invasion- it's farm land all around here. I just dare some Alien ship to land in a field that just got planted.

Zombie Apocalypse- I'm well prepared for that and ready to go all Red Dawn ( the original) on those zombies.

 

[ShyestCougar]

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

1. Smile and say “You probably aren’t close enough for us to have coffee.

2. Check myself into a mental health facility since the laws of physics prevent that from happening.

3. See number 2.

 

[Emperical]

I would love a coffee date with you. Your wish is my command.

But don't mind me if I take out the marauding aliens and zombies as I take them out, old school. Take a good gulp, and let them say hello to my Railgun.

 

[Donald1961]

I would scream "Fuck yeah" and finally get to use all this shit I have been stockpiling for years!

What would you do if I showed up outside your house blasting Kid Rock, wearing nothing but a speedo and a bandolier full of shotgun shells, smoking a blunt and yelled get in motherfucker!?

I would be laughing my as off

 

[kreemi_pi]

I would scream "Fuck yeah" and finally get to use all this shit I have been stockpiling for years!

What would you do if I showed up outside your house blasting Kid Rock, wearing nothing but a speedo and a bandolier full of shotgun shells, smoking a blunt and yelled get in motherfucker!?

Change the music, then tear off the speedo with my teeth

 

[kreemi_pi]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....

Funny you should mention it, i DID have aliens land nearby recently...

It wasn't that bad, except they refused to give me a 2nd anal probe

 

[kreemi_pi]

Think about it. There are so many possibilities..... So have fun with this!

What would you do if I asked you out for coffee?

What would you do if aliens landed outside your home?

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started right now?

....

Or ask/answer something... anything....

If you invited me for coffee, i'd help you grind the beans

 

[kreemi_pi]

I would arrange them in a heart shape around my penis and ask you to autograph each one while I apologized to the guy above me for kicking him out of the way for drawing such a horrible pic

what would you do if I asked you to tattoo my initials on your ass cheek?

I already did.

What if i told you we could fuck bareback?

 

[Emperical]

I already did.

What if i told you we could fuck bareback?

Ask whose going 1st, because I am very very horny.

What would you do, if I showed up at work for a noon time fuck off with you ???

 

[RDM97756]

Probably lock my doors and tell you wrong office…

WWYDI you spilled gas on your work clothes this morning?

 

[Emperical]

Probably lock my doors and tell you wrong office…

WWYDI you spilled gas on your work clothes this morning?

Easy, go hone and shower n change. I work around high electricity.


WWYDI you were sun tanning in the nude and your friends just burst in your backyard unannounced.???

 

[lilmissdarling]

Easy, go hone and shower n change. I work around high electricity.


WWYDI you were sun tanning in the nude and your friends just burst in your backyard unannounced.???

I'd continue sun tanning. You ain't messing up my tan lines cause you didnt call first.

WWYDI you accidentally sent a sexy message to your boss?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'd continue sun tanning. You ain't messing up my tan lines cause you didnt call first.

WWYDI you accidentally sent a sexy message to your boss?

Been there, done that. Hubby and boss had the same name. What did I do? Nothing. I didn't realize I did it until the next day when it was super awkward. Lmao

WWYDI the power went out and never came back?

 

[Emperical]

Been there, done that. Hubby and boss had the same name. What did I do? Nothing. I didn't realize I did it until the next day when it was super awkward. Lmao

WWYDI the power went out and never came back?

Well, there are 4 big arse 7hp generators to keep my place running perfectly. And there is also solar. I am never worried.

WWYD if a Zombie apocalypse actually happen.....

 

[lilmissdarling]

I would find a camp, gather supplies and wonder if it means I still have to go to work the next day.

WWYDI if you won millions playing the lotto?

 

[BDA73]

Id book that around the Pacific rim cruise and enjoy life.
WWYDI someone on Lit offered you 100k to sleep with him/her and do anything he/she wants?