What Would You Give To See The Tits Of The Poster Above You?

[Mei5ter]

The energy required to click to AmPics if I so chose.

A used chapstick. One careful lady owner. Low mileage and excellent condition for the year (1996). Buyer collects.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

A used chapstick. One careful lady owner. Low mileage and excellent condition for the year (1996). Buyer collects.

I have some pens. They have a really kinky clip. They also advertise the Logo Tv network. I wonder if the kinky clip for the logo network was purposeful.

 

[Mei5ter]

I have some pens. They have a really kinky clip. They also advertise the Logo Tv network. I wonder if the kinky clip for the logo network was purposeful.

A 50% profit share in my eBay store selling second hand pens with chewed clips. I'm trying to pass off the chew marks as kinks and an intentional design feature.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

A 50% profit share in my eBay store selling second hand pens with chewed clips. I'm trying to pass off the chew marks as kinks and an intentional design feature.

Nothing, I have no desire to see his tits, but I think he should put his avatar back to the bulge. Your new one sucks.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Nothing, I have no desire to see his tits, but I think he should put his avatar back to the bulge. Your new one sucks.

An invite to use my hot tub...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

An invite to use my hot tub...

I have a christmas stocking. It is empty though.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have a christmas stocking. It is empty though.

Use of my tongue for an hour...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Use of my tongue for an hour...

Well damn, sold. I'd have done it for a Klondike bar, and I am not even a fan of Klondike bars.

um I have a Hershey kiss. it has a red wrapper.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Well damn, sold. I'd have done it for a Klondike bar, and I am not even a fan of Klondike bars.

um I have a Hershey kiss. it has a red wrapper.

Mmm 2 Hersey’s kisses and free access to my lips for one hour.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Mmm 2 Hersey’s kisses and free access to my lips for one hour.

oh chocolate and lips. good because my Hershey kiss is now gone.
um I have 3 mints.

 

[Sundayschild]

oh chocolate and lips. good because my Hershey kiss is now gone.
um I have 3 mints.

...free Motorboat...?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

The contents of the three-hole punch on my desk at work.

 

[DeckardNYC]

A buck two eighty

 

[Asian_Flower]

A buck two eighty

Do snowmen have tits?

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Do snowmen have tits?

A roll in the snow

 

[Jaws82]

Do snowmen have tits?

A Klondike Bar

But like a real nice one.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

A Klondike Bar

But like a real nice one.

there is still a chip left in my bag. like lay's?

 

[neakman]

there is still a chip left in my bag. like lay's?

gold, gold I say!!!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

gold, gold I say!!!

The shirt off my back.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

My nice warm flannel shirt, because she gave the shirt off her back already.

 

[Rivvie]

My nice warm flannel shirt, because she gave the shirt off her back already.

If the shirt is coming off.. means I get to see some moobies...

 

[jasonmason]

If the shirt is coming off.. means I get to see some moobies...

What does she want?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What does she want?

my psychic's prediction on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

 

[frmtutanota]

A kiss, a little spank, and a tootsie pop

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants (Name that TV show).