What Would You Give To See The Tits Of The Poster Above You?

[tallladiesman]

That might work...

You want the real ones, the cheap 38D's I got on eBay, or the ridiculously expensive set with lifelike skin that require a 40DD to contain?

A tall glass of French red wine
Cotes Dr Rhone
And life-like 40 DDs if you don't mind

 

[Taegul]

Burnt mistletoe.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Burnt mistletoe.

 

[Willingtoshare]

A pic of mine in return.

 

[Taegul]

I'd swallow that bait.

A pic of mine in return.

A get out of jail Monopoly card. I've heard it's redeemable in 49 out of 50 states in the USA.

 

[JerseyJade]

I'd swallow that bait.



A get out of jail Monopoly card. I've heard it's redeemable in 49 out of 50 states in the USA.

A used sticky piece of chewing gum.

 

[base10]

A used sticky piece of chewing gum.

A nice bottle of wine and a evening of witty banter

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

A used sticky piece of chewing gum.

A ride in a white Mini Cooper (dented hood optional)

 

[Taegul]

A used sticky piece of chewing gum.

The reindeer poop Rudolph left on my lawn last year. I've been saving it for just this moment.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

A nice bottle of wine and a evening of witty banter

A ride in a white Mini Cooper (dented hood optional)

The reindeer poop Rudolph left on my lawn last year. I've been saving it for just this moment.

Gents, I think we have a problem...three of us, bidding competitively will drive up the price.

 

[JerseyJade]

Gents, I think we have a problem...three of us, bidding competitively will drive up the price.

I don't see a problem here at all.

And Taegul, that wasn't Rudolph's poop. Everyone knows that Rudolph is house broken.

I sure do miss my Mini Cooper though, dented hood and all.

 

[cliteatingman]

I don't see a problem here at all.

And Taegul, that wasn't Rudolph's poop. Everyone knows that Rudolph is house broken.

I sure do miss my Mini Cooper though, dented hood and all.

If Jersey shows me her tits, I will be happy to giver her my cock ti suck on ...

 

[neakman]

If Jersey shows me her tits, I will be happy to giver her my cock ti suck on ...

used tinsel.

 

[blade_rocknut]

used tinsel.

*looks at av*



Grocery sale flyer from Wednesday before last

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

*looks at av*



Grocery sale flyer from Wednesday before last

A shiny new Canadian penny. (We stopped using them about 2012)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*looks at av*



Grocery sale flyer from Wednesday before last

A red lace body stocking. Crotchless!

A shiny new Canadian penny. (We stopped using them about 2012)

Sparkly purple pasties.

 

[hairball18]

A red lace body stocking. Crotchless!




Sparkly purple pasties.

A half bag of chips.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A half bag of chips.

They'd better be $100 poker chips.

 

[base10]

They'd better be $100 poker chips.

Some nipple clamps

 

[Taegul]

A 15 year old SpongeBob clip-on tie stained by maple syrup and red licorice.

 

[AlpineFresco]

A 15 year old SpongeBob clip-on tie stained by maple syrup and red licorice.

A couple of expired BVG tickets.

 

[AveryElle]

I’d probably let him fuck my throat. But in case not, a bag of broken marbles.

 

[QuietCanadian]

I’d probably let him fuck my throat. But in case not, a bag of broken marbles.

Everything in my pocket... which might not be much, I should have checked first. Likely more than that.

 

[Taegul]

Roseanne Barr's swimsuit and half a bottle of Zima.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Roseanne Barr's swimsuit and half a bottle of Zima.

His old Av back.