What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Sunlover101]

So this isn't your house....it's definitely not mine....ummm who's coming up the stairs in stealth mode?

 

[Mr_Xanthrope]

Darkwing Duck

 

[cactusjack0584]

Good morning?
Follow up, who the hell are you?

 

[BDA73]

Ouch

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

I thought you said you were going to sleep on the couch?!?

 

[Tallulah82]

I thought you said you were going to sleep on the couch?!?

I *am* on the couch! This ain't big enough for the both of us, though.

 

[Qky75]

I *am* on the couch! This ain't big enough for the both of us, though.

You mind? Those aren't toe warmers

 

[TXRafe]

You mind? Those aren't toe warmers

she drugged us, didnt she...damnit @Tallulah82 why are you always doing this? just say please!

 

[Tallulah82]

she drugged us, didnt she...damnit @Tallulah82 why are you always doing this? just say please!

You wish.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You wish.

Could I read your story again? Just to see if your female character acts like you?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Could I read your story again? Just to see if your female character acts like you?

That is a really creepy smile this early in the morning.

 

[sister jenny]

That is a really creepy smile this early in the morning.

You again?

 

[TXRafe]

You again?

well, this is a pleasant surprise...hi...

 

[Qky75]

You again?

Oh shew thank goodness, I thought you were my sister

 

[Taegul]

Huh? What? Where am I? this ain't a Diddy party, is it?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well, I don't know who you are or why you're here, but... did you at least make coffee?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I enjoyed your aroma throughout the night...

 

[cactusjack0584]

I knew I shouldn’t have slept naked last night

 

[PassionsFlame]

Hey, you're a little prickly!

 

[Mr_Xanthrope]

Before I get up, how do you like your coffee?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Before I get up, how do you like your coffee?

dark, black... with 2 ice cubes

but... who are you?

 

[Mr_Xanthrope]

I'm not the butler, if that was your concern.

 

[PassionsFlame]

Of you're not the butler, why did you press my clothes? And where did you put them?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Very happy you’re not wearing clothes…
Good morning!!!!

 

[Biggalute]

Very happy you’re not wearing clothes…
Good morning!!!!

For fuck sake Jack, you again.