What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[PassionsFlame]

Nice dick.

But he hears that shit all the time I am sure

Move those horns aside please, they poke and scrape.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Sorry, wrong bed. But since I'm here.....

I told you that key was for emergencies only

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I told you that key was for emergencies only

Can you take the cuffs off me now?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Can you take the cuffs off me now?

Yes... but I'll replace them with my pink fuzzy cuffs - I don't know you. Having you cuffed makes me more comfortable. But I AM the hostess with the mostest so.... coffee???

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Yes... but I'll replace them with my pink fuzzy cuffs - I don't know you. Having you cuffed makes me more comfortable. But I AM the hostess with the mostest so.... coffee???

Coffee would be great
(Edited to remove bad humor)

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

I’m just trying to pretend you’re someone else out of delusion but it didn’t work

 

[Neanderthal247]

Talk to her

 

[mysticunicorn_19]

Looks like I’ve time travelled

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Yes!!! I knew Unicorns were real!!!! How many wishes do I get???

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Yes!!! I knew Unicorns were real!!!! How many wishes do I get???

Your wish came true, here I am

 

[cactusjack0584]

Um… hi, welcome to my bed

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Um… hi, welcome to my bed

Alright, I don't remember everything about last night's shenanigans, but lucky for you, there are gift bags by the door on your way out. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to clean up this confetti you left everywhere

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Alright, I don't remember everything about last night's shenanigans, but lucky for you, there are gift bags by the door on your way out. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to clean up this confetti you left everywhere

Coffee or kisses but you can’t have both!
((Aww that pouting lip))

 

[hotcpu]

Knew I shouldn't have done tequila shots ...

 

[BrendaBear]

Knew I shouldn't have done tequila shots ...

Ummm good morning… who are you?

 

[LittleTitLover]

Mmmm... Good morning

 

[Saltfountain]

Fucking hell sweetheart, you look rough. Are you waking the kids up today or am I?

 

[Hercules4480]

Let's start again !

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Who are you and where are my mashed potatoes??

 

[Fred6969]

I'd expect the socks........but why is there an egg slicer under your pillow?!?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Good morning… guess who’s here tomorrow…
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[Chloe_Harper]

Is that a prick in my back?

Let's not make this awkward... so, if you could just put in that good word with Santa you promised, that would be great

 

[Azuldrgon]

Let's not make this awkward... so, if you could just put in that good word with Santa you promised, that would be great

Does the magic 8-ball say anything about round 2?

 

[cactusjack0584]

You are soooo getting coal in your stocking!

 

[Saltfountain]

You are soooo getting coal in your stocking!

Hi, I'm Cole