What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[MidwestPrincess23]

Who are you and where are my mashed potatoes??

 

[Fred6969]

I'd expect the socks........but why is there an egg slicer under your pillow?!?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Good morning… guess who’s here tomorrow…

 

[Peter_Out]

Is that a prick in my back?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is that a prick in my back?

Let's not make this awkward... so, if you could just put in that good word with Santa you promised, that would be great

 

[Azuldrgon]

Let's not make this awkward... so, if you could just put in that good word with Santa you promised, that would be great

Does the magic 8-ball say anything about round 2?

 

[cactusjack0584]

You are soooo getting coal in your stocking!

 

[Saltfountain]

You are soooo getting coal in your stocking!

Hi, I'm Cole

 

[Broken_paladin]

Hi, I'm Cole

I prefer pink Himalayan

 

[Saltfountain]

I prefer pink Himalayan

Why do you always have to reference mountains?

 

[Apisto42]

Why do you always have to reference mountains?

What did you think about OP giving away butt shots like Oprah?

 

[Grant55]

I'm hunting rabbits

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

What a pleasant surprise.

 

[BDA73]

What a pleasant surprise.

Midwest ladies are beautiful in the morning

 

[cactusjack0584]

We have to stop meeting like this…

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Ouch!!!

 

[ADIDAS00]

What an amazing night that was…

 

[Clsg2001]

Ask did we do what I think we did?

 

[lilmissdarling]

Umm hey... can you remind me what all I drank last night? Cause... this is unexpected.

 

[BDA73]

Umm hey... can you remind me what all I drank last night? Cause... this is unexpected.

the question isnt what did you drink..its more like what didnt you drink

 

[Yoga1980]

the question isnt what did you drink..its more like what didnt you drink

What in the world was I thinking???

 

[BDA73]

What in the world was I thinking???

hopefully you were thinking i need a fun night out...and had one

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Whoa! I'm in bed with a breast inspector??? And who's that chick doing yoga????

 

[cactusjack0584]

Whoa! I'm in bed with a breast inspector??? And who's that chick doing yoga????

Welcome to the thunderdome!!!!

 

[PassionsFlame]

Welcome to the thunderdome!!!!

Is this why the tornado warning is blasting?