What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Voodoonthevibes]

You’re gonna have to keep the claws on your side of the bed next time.

 

[Biggalute]

I'd forgotten about the key under the mat, welcome!

 

[DannieB]

I'd forgotten about the key under the mat, welcome!

How did I get to Ireland in the first place?!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

How did I get to Ireland in the first place?!

Hey Girl, heyyyyyy! Is it summertime yet? Why are we in Ireland??

 

[Speshul91]

Hey Girl, heyyyyyy! Is it summertime yet? Why are we in Ireland??

Morning, fancy a coffee?

 

[Biggalute]

How did I get to Ireland in the first place?!

Hey Girl, heyyyyyy! Is it summertime yet? Why are we in Ireland??

I blame it on the leprechauns, well that's what I told the police

 

[DannieB]

Morning, fancy a coffee?

Princess would want the coffee more than I would

I blame it on the leprechauns, well that's what I told the police

Do the Irish police hold true to leprechauns committing crimes?

 

[Noone45]

Is this heaven?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Is this heaven?

Ooof. I need to lay off the Mad Dog…

 

[FreckledSprite]

Hey, I know you from somewhere

 

[Eyelevel]

This is not my beautiful wife.

How did I get here?

Damn , where is your beautiful wife?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Damn , where is your beautiful wife?

My eyes are up here mister.

 

[cactusjack0584]

My eyes are up here mister.

Hey… eyes down here missy…

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Hey… eyes down here missy…

Did you say your name is Jack?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Did you say your name is Jack?

After last night, I’d say you’re not so shy, after all.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

After last night, I’d say you’re not so shy, after all.

Enjoy getting my cold motherfuckeeeeerrrrrrr

 

[Fiestykitten]

Enjoy getting my cold motherfuckeeeeerrrrrrr

makes sense why I’m wet, I’m in a bowl of milk…

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

makes sense why I’m wet, I’m in a bowl of milk…

Silly kitten, you're supposed to drink the milk, not swim in it

 

[KinkyLaughs]

makes sense why I’m wet, I’m in a bowl of milk…

Here, Kitty kitty...

 

[Biggalute]

Here, Kitty kitty...

For fuck safe Kinky, you again

 

[naughySoul]

Oh, fuck! How did I get here?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

uh... oh... hi there
care for a pop tart?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

uh... oh... hi there
care for a pop tart?

((All this talk about a banquet of a breakfast and …))

I’d love a pop tart. My favorite!!

 

[cactusjack0584]

uh... oh... hi there
care for a pop tart?

Well…. Um hello

((All this talk about a banquet of a breakfast and …))

I’d love a pop tart. My favorite!!

The pop tarts are mine!!! *Kicks you out of bed!*

 

[Fiestykitten]

Can I have a pop tart? I’m famished!