What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[cactusjack0584]

A very big bed

Alright, if this is a communal bed situation now, I should at least contribute. What’s missing moral support?

I do have some great blankets. Perks of living in the tundra

Fuck if I’m feeling generous… unless their are objections you’re all in

 

[Yoga1980]

Fuck if I’m feeling generous… unless their are objections you’re all in

Oh no, it happened again!?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Oh no, it happened again!?

And it was awesome!!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

do u ever take that fucking hat off?

dang!! I forgot to pick up your brother.

 

[cactusjack0584]

do u ever take that fucking hat off?

I do not… I’m a never nude… on my head

 

[cactusjack0584]

you guys have the key, right??

To the handcuffs… or the door? And no I don’t have them

 

[Shenanigans90]

I have a rash from you dry humping your cacti against my leg.

 

[Cruel_summer]

I have a rash from you dry humping your cacti against my leg.

Do you need some rash cream?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Do you need some rash cream?

Do you want cream in your coffee? like... actual coffee creamer?

 

[Cruel_summer]

Do you want cream in your coffee? like... actual coffee creamer?

Yes, please!

 

[DirtyMarine]

Are you my Daydream?

 

[Cruel_summer]

Are you my Daydream?

Probably a nightmare.

 

[Fiestykitten]

How did I get here, why are you holding black panties with slut on them.... can I have some coffee before I awkwardly leave?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

How did I get here, why are you holding black panties with slut on them.... can I have some coffee before I awkwardly leave?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

How did I get here, why are you holding black panties with slut on them.... can I have some coffee before I awkwardly leave?

The tiles still don't look straight

 

[cactusjack0584]

Where are your pants? And why are you sweating?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Peace Out

 

[Voodoonthevibes]

Why is there a light bulb in your…oh, it’s you. I get it. Coffee?

 

[F3x0r]

Well, I don't know what we did, but I'm pretty sure it was good, coffee?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Why are you wearing my cat ears?

 

[Dmiller85001]

Hot damn. I wish I remembered how I got this lucky so I could try it again!

-Dave

 

[sister jenny]

Hot damn. I wish I remembered how I got this lucky so I could try it again!

-Dave

Who are you? And where did Lana Rhoades go?

 

[paulworcsuk]

Lana is showering , shall we join her?

 

[99Freedom]

Who are you? And where did Lana Rhoades go?

No offense, but what have you done with my wife?

 

[sexymanfun]

Apparently I drank way too many white claws