What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[LostHorizon]

And ginger

Milk, cornflakes… and how do you take your coffee?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

And ginger

Yep. I love ginger

Milk, cornflakes… and how do you take your coffee?

Black please

 

[Fiestykitten]

Throw those cornflakes away... please tell me you have stuff for me to cook us breakfast......

 

[UKSilverFox]

Can crabs live in your beard?

 

[Fiestykitten]

How did a fox end up in my bed... damn sly things

 

[UKSilverFox]

Don't give me the brush off

 

[Animaul]

How the hell did I get to the UK?!

 

[AtramentousRex]

How the hell did I get to the UK?!

The Aliens put me back in the wrong bed again, sorry bro.

 

[vibes]

I think we share the same Aliens

 

[cactusjack0584]

These are not the vibes you’re looking for….
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[JustAnotherFlower]

These are not the vibes you’re looking for….
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Honey... shave or moisturize! You're prickly as hell.

 

[LostHorizon]

Honey... shave or moisturize! You're prickly as hell.

Mmmmm you smell like peaches

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Sorry for being a pain in the ass last night

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Thanks for the pain my ass last night.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Thanks for the pain my ass last night.

Hey, not my fault you didn't use the safe word

 

[kathyisgr65]

Hey, not my fault you didn't use the safe word

HI...any idea where my car is

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

HI...any idea where my car is

Yup, I can ride you to it, I mean give you a ride

 

[cactusjack0584]

Yup, I can ride you to it, I mean give you a ride

I’m sorry I don’t ride with strangers…
Car or other wise…

 

[kathyisgr65]

I’m sorry I don’t ride with strangers…
Car or other wise…

How does this keep happening.. pushing all the liquor bottles aside to get to the bathroom

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

How does this keep happening.. pushing all the liquor bottles aside to get to the bathroom

I feel like my innocence has been stolen

 

[kathyisgr65]

I feel like my innocence has been stolen

(What innocence)

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

(What innocence)

(Sssshhhhhhhh)

 

[kathyisgr65]

(Sssshhhhhhhh)

(Don't know how)
I found it innocence... and ate it

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

(Don't know how)
I found it innocence... and ate it

And I liked it

 

[UKSilverFox]

Give me a minute, at my age getting into the top level of a bunk bed is an achievement to be savoured