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Oh for Pete’s sake how did this happen again?Well, fuck me!
No! Not... I didn't mean it like that! I was just surprised, that's all.
Coffee?Oh for Pete’s sake how did this happen again?
@Fiestykitten is gonna kill us bothHere drink some coffee…
And then get out of my bed…
I’m wearing my fireproof boxers…@Fiestykitten is gonna kill us both
Who the fuck says goodmoring like that, dude?!I’m wearing my fireproof boxers…
I’ll be ok I think…
There are other ways but you don’t want those….Who the fuck says goodmoring like that, dude?!
You're a nice guy, but l have a rule never to sleep with someone with a beard.There are other ways but you don’t want those….![]()
Would you like coffee or orange juice or both with the French toast?That was some party last night. Sorry I stole all the covers and you snore a lot.
Good morning? Coffee?Why did the Mexican pudh his wife off a cliff? Tequilla
Your beards tickling my back, again!Good morning? Coffee?
Opppssss!Your beards tickling my back, again!![]()
And gingerYou really are naked, huh?