What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[Stephie02]

Who else is here ! Lol

Me, I'm still here

 

[deft]

Me, I'm still here

There must be some mistake, I don’t have boobs?

 

[Lmizzler]

There must be some mistake, I don’t have boobs?

Were we drinking again?

 

[Stephie02]

I gotta give up the tequila shots

 

[RDM97756]

Damn! She left us already?

 

[Doctor_Nobody]

Sorry! I made a mistake with the bed last night. I thought I was at your neighbor's.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Damn, skip your apple one day and the doctor gets you in the hay.

 

[RaineDrops]

That’s my pillow.

 

[RDM97756]

That’s my pillow.

Ok, i will take these pillows, *laying my head on your chest. *

 

[Canadian1968]

That was some night. How do you like your eggs?

 

[Stephie02]

Unfertalized by a guy

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Scrambled it is. Toast?

 

[Cdp1979]

What are you planning to do with that duck…..

 

[Stephie02]

What are you planning to do with that duck…..

Where do you think the eggs come from

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Where do you think the eggs come from

No Ayam Cemani eggs!?

 

[LeSabreur]

No Ayam Cemani eggs!?

No full English breakfast?

 

[Taegul]

Hey! Watch where you're pointing that thing.

 

[Doctor_Nobody]

Sorry! Can I change the journey of yesterday please ? I shouldn't be here

 

[LeSabreur]

I'm so sorry...erm, you're lying on my sword.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I know you love your hobby but please, please refrain from bringing the sabre to bed next time around.

 

[mellowyellows]

You know….i may need to taste your spicy bean……for research purposes…

 

[cole4258]

Oh damn

 

[Hyacinthus151]

There is a big snake in here and you have no ticket.

 

[LeSabreur]

Dude, the hat.

 

[GetNerdy]

Dude, the hat.

Dude, that is not what I thought you meant by "the most breathtaking sex occurs between the ears".

Help me wash my hair.