What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you? #4

[LeSabreur]

I'm happy to wash all that stuff out of your hair.

Would you mind washing my back?

 

[Cat]

Washing you.. in the bed?!

Out... Out of my bed, you peculiar stranger..

 

[StrentWriter]

Guten morgen

 

[Goldenh123456789]

Sorry..I couldn’t find my own room during the night

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Close the door on your way. There's a mint tray by the door.

 

[Doctor_Nobody]

What a surprise! You're still here? So it wasn't a dream. See you when we resume?

 

[deft]

Hold up, there... what exactly are we resuming?

 

[SundaeCherry]

Let's order room service and fuck till they get here

 

[mobleedzblue]

Why stop when they get here? Let’s give them a show.

 

[Cat]

Again? Sigh.. okay, but it is your turn to wear the tutu skirt.

 

[SlyderInside]

*no words, just a warm smile and (if agreed to) gentle scalp scritches*

 

[LeSabreur]

Erm, that is...hello. Don't mind me...I...I'm a bit at sixes and sevens this morning.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

"See ya" as I tossed him out the window of the keeps tower..

 

[StrentWriter]

“Please be careful with my kashmir when you throw me out”

 

[LeSabreur]

Hey, you're that writer guy!

 

[LostHorizon]

Hey! Put that thing away! You’re gonna kill someone!

 

[kreemi_pi]

YOU AGAIN???

 

[Apisto42]

Sorry about your hair.

 

[kreemi_pi]

It'll cum out

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Would you like a cup of coffee?

 

[kreemi_pi]

"Can you let me outa the handcuffs now?"

 

[peekingone]

Who put those on you?

 

[cole4258]

"Can you let me outa the handcuffs now?"

We must have been partying last night

 

[kreemi_pi]

Who put those on you?

Don't remember

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Well, hello lovely one. Can you direct me to the nearest exit before they find me here and attempt defenestration.