Whatever happend to porn writing?

[Kassiana]

Oh, you like my spiked helmet?

Oh, so THAT'S what you kids call it these days...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

A lot have gone into 'budget porn' where arrival is more important than the journey. Others are working in 'consumer porn' writing scenarios for television advertising. I'm working in 'health porn', those nifty captions on cigarette packs. Here's one of my recent Portuguese offerings: "Os fumadores morrem prematuramente" which means 'Smoking cures premature ejaculation' - I think.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I happened to porn writing! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Bow down to me, you mere mortals!

No, not that low.

Yes, right there.

Oh, yes. Right there.

Keep going ... please ... please?

(pants quickly)

"Bobby’s eyes widened and Scott took a step back, then stopped, chin raised boldly. "That’s right. Our famous Canadian mutant wants to screw your ass, Bobby. What do you have to say to that?"

Bobby gave his usual joking reply, "Um, he has good taste in men?"

Scott was silent. Bobby didn’t know what to say. Scott had sounded angry, sure, but he also sounded hurt. He stammered, "God, Scott … are you saying you’re jealous?"
-- Such A Talented Group, Ch. 2"

Ooooooooh, gay canadian mutant anal sex? A much overlooked and underworked category.

 

[Kassiana]

Ooooooooh, gay canadian mutant anal sex? A much overlooked and underworked category.

Too many people underestimate Northstar.

 

[impressive]

Discuss. Talk. It is elusive.

It's not porn WRITING that's changed, it's porn WRITERS (referring mostly to those with whom you associate here). An evolutionary type of thing-a-ma-jigger ... or perhaps cyclical.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Whatever happened to porn writing?

It's been infested by squirrel lovers!

 

[yui]

I want to thrust my turgid opinions into your hot,wet consciousness until your mind quivers and powerful spasms wrack your literary outlook.

"Read me! Read me! Oh my God! Read me hard!"

Every time I decide that, yes, you are Norb, my tenth grade Biology teacher, you post something like this.

 

[cantdog]

Zoot Norb.

Nah.

 

[nushu2]

I think I made the wrong decision. It was either write porn or be the self-appointed dirt under the left pinkynail of God.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Every time I decide that, yes, you are Norb, my tenth grade Biology teacher, you post something like this.

Due on the 25th: your Toads In Bondage report

Quiz on Friday: The Sex Cycle of Club Mosses: dewdrops and Frothing creamy love goo