What's good to put on a dick?

[Ms_Lilith]

massage oil (though don't use this for a sex lubricant, cus it eats through latex condoms)
KY Jelly
Olive oil (the ancient greeks used it to wash themselves, so it's not gonna hurt you)
vegetable oil (meh)
Lotion (hand lotion)
Cuticle Oil
I find that honey likes Rain Personal Lubricant. (This is my personal fave brand, as well.. it's waterbased, and comes in many different flavours)
Then.. then there's Vick's Vaporub. Only use a PEA sized amount, if you're interested in putting it on the head of your cock, cus it is VERY strong. I love the feeling on my clit and asshole, but honey finds it too strong.

 

[Alice_In_Chains]

Tube sock would work I think that's what you mean.

For lubercation just use spit!

 

[Guest]

Lube for a hard dick

Try this Grasshopper, Get a cup of hot coffee, some k-y jelly. sit on the commode, play with your dick untill it gets hard, squeeze a gob of k-y onto the head of your dick, rub it all over, start jerkin off, the k-y will start drying a bit, get a big sip of hot coffee, dribble it out of your mouth onto the head of your dick, keep jerkin off, the feeling is incrediable, you will blow your nut in a jiffie.

 

[psyche]

Re: Lube for a hard dick

Try this Grasshopper, Get a cup of hot coffee, some k-y jelly. sit on the commode, play with your dick untill it gets hard, squeeze a gob of k-y onto the head of your dick, rub it all over, start jerkin off, the k-y will start drying a bit, get a big sip of hot coffee, dribble it out of your mouth onto the head of your dick, keep jerkin off, the feeling is incrediable, you will blow your nut in a jiffie.

I love this thread. The creativity is great.........the visual images are wonderful.......standing in front of you.......aim at me, baby!

 

[Pervert]

Re: Re: Lube for a hard dick

I love this thread. The creativity is great.........the visual images are wonderful.......standing in front of you.......aim at me, baby!

When I read this my dick needed to be toudhed so I got into the shower and squirted shaving cream all over it. I thought about psyche watching me. At first she cant see my dick as it is getting hard knowing she wants to get turned on looking at it. I close my eyes so she is not intimadated to do anything she wants. With the ends of my fingers I rub only the widest part of the head untill it is as hard as it ever has been. She can see only a little bit of the purple where I have rubed away some of the shaving cream. The rest of my body is naked and for her eyes only. I take th tip of my finger and wipe away the cream on the very tip so she can see the hole where my cum will squirt out at her from. I know she is getting hot and wants to see more of my supper hard cock. I rap my hand around it and start to rub it. The shaving cream feels good and as it moves around she can see more. I know she's thinking it would tase bad with that cream on it. I quckly push down on it and hide it between my legs, turn around and bend over so she can see the head of it sliding out under my ass. All the cream has gone off and I turn back around and, as she wants, aim it at her. I am at her service.

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: Lube for a hard dick

When I read this my dick needed to be toudhed so I got into the shower and squirted shaving cream all over it. I thought about psyche watching me. At first she cant see my dick as it is getting hard knowing she wants to get turned on looking at it. I close my eyes so she is not intimadated to do anything she wants. With the ends of my fingers I rub only the widest part of the head untill it is as hard as it ever has been. She can see only a little bit of the purple where I have rubed away some of the shaving cream. The rest of my body is naked and for her eyes only. I take th tip of my finger and wipe away the cream on the very tip so she can see the hole where my cum will squirt out at her from. I know she is getting hot and wants to see more of my supper hard cock. I rap my hand around it and start to rub it. The shaving cream feels good and as it moves around she can see more. I know she's thinking it would tase bad with that cream on it. I quckly push down on it and hide it between my legs, turn around and bend over so she can see the head of it sliding out under my ass. All the cream has gone off and I turn back around and, as she wants, aim it at her. I am at her service.

Baby, Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.............shoot your cum on my tits.............

 

[lostinlove]

Just don't use Crisco...that's shortening

 

[Golden Eyes]

KY KY KY KY KY !!! LOL

 

[lostinlove]

KY KY KY KY KY !!! LOL

NO...GE GE GE GE LOL

 

[Golden Eyes]

Lost !!!

LOL OH REALLY ???? MMMM? I DONT KNOW IF MY MAN WOULD APPROVE, YOUWOULD HAVE TO ASK tn_8tiv LOL WINK

 

[lostinlove]

Lost !!!

LOL OH REALLY ???? MMMM? I DONT KNOW IF MY MAN WOULD APPROVE, YOUWOULD HAVE TO ASK tn_8tiv LOL WINK

Oh well, lostinlove again

 

[Golden Eyes]

LOL

OK< Are we talking about men getting off by themselves, or lube to use when you are having sex? LOL there is a difference LOL

If its for the men, use anything, if its for sex, I would not use soap, w hip cream, etc. LOL burn baby burn !

LOL

 

[huskie]

I'll bet MY LIFE that psyche mouth would feel great...... as well as her well lubed tight little ass...... and of course her pussy but you allready said "Other than Pussy"......

 

[psyche]

I'll bet MY LIFE that psyche mouth would feel great...... as well as her well lubed tight little ass...... and of course her pussy but you allready said "Other than Pussy"......

LOL! Huskie sweetie, who said you weren't romantic! Mmmmmmmmmmm............come on over here, baby..............

 

[huskie]

LOL! Huskie sweetie, who said you weren't romantic! Mmmmmmmmmmm............come on over here, baby..............

KINKY HELL YES!!!! Romantic.......????? I don't think so....

 

[psyche]

KINKY HELL YES!!!! Romantic.......????? I don't think so....

Baby, that av looks good enough to eat! Kinky works for me! I like the guy who grabs my ass and drags me to the bedroom....or just does me right there!

 

[cougarprey]

Ok, there is two possibilities, solo, and with partner.


For solo, I've done both condoms and KY. Unless you have a ultralubed condom, it's only marginally easier than with nothing. However, the cleanup is a breeze. KY is good stuff, the glide is beautiful, the problem is cleanup, but the benefit of KY is that if you are in the mood for some prostate carassesing, you don't have to get up to get the lube.

As for with partners... Just about anything goes. I don't suggest anything with sugar that might get into the 'eye'. That tends to hurt, burning is always bad, ESPECIALLY when it comes to your penis. Whipped cream with berrries, chocolate body paint, flavoured lube, ice, and mouths are all good things. Warm or cold water is also an idea for something to put into the mouth that's going on the penis.

 

[ClubIrish]

So many fun ideas, which one should I try first?

 

[GreenEyedGodess]

Remember "ants on a log", after school snack. Celery with peanut butter and little raisins. Same idea, but you substitute the log with something else other than celery.
For your snacking pleasure!

 

[psyche]

Remember "ants on a log", after school snack. Celery with peanut butter and little raisins. Same idea, but you substitute the log with something else other than celery.
For your snacking pleasure!

LOL! I don't know if I could stop laughing at this one, and I am pretty serious when it come to cocks!

 

[Cocopelli]

Slicker than snot...

Try first lightly greasing up your cock with vasaline then use olive oil or baby oil. It gets realy slick and for some reason, becomes water soluble and washes right off, and it does not dry out like KY like lubricants - is GREAT!!!

 

[Guest]

Icy Hot

 

[psyche]

Icy Hot

OUCH!