What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[EricaAnna]

(brunette): "Oh my god, I can't even remember my husband's name right now!"

(Blonde): "Does that mean you can stay the whole weekend?"

 

[mickyp123]

"You do realize our husbands are going to be riding their stupid jet skis for at least an hour, right?
I could show you the cabin again if you like. We could mix ourselves a drink and take a little nap
together and wait for them to come back if you want."

Well done, first music lesson and you managed to find middle C

 

[mickyp123]

Wow, I can tell you haven’t seen one before, it’s called a dick magnet

 

[EricaAnna]

"So....what other qualifications do you have for being my assistant? Be specific, it's just between us."

 

[LizVegas79]

"So....what other qualifications do you have for being my assistant? Be specific, it's just between us."

"I'm really good at keeping secrets and being discreet if we become friends. Or even more than just friends."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Really? Your husband won't be home until then? Well, you do have a
really nice house Lizzie and that gives us the whole afternoon doesn't it?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"So what? We're both married. And we both have needs that aren't being met, right? It's either going to be you or some other guy here tonight so the choice is yours."

 

[LizVegas79]

"I told you you should come hiking with me today, baby. Now I'm going to let this
boy I just met and his two friends go hiking with me and make you watch. Ready?"



(guys: when we say we want to get outside and get some exercise you really should
always, ALWAYS come with us because exercise doesn't always mean hiking or jogging
or anything that boring!)

 

[LizVegas79]

"Why are you so nervous? Come sit down and talk to me. I promise I won't bite.
Unless of course you want me to. But even then, I won't bite too hard. I promise."

 

[EricaAnna]

Blonde: "I'm really glad your husband let you come over for the night.....like really glad."

 

[EricaAnna]

"You think I'm down on my knees for just anyone? Maybe....maybe not...but you won't think of me the same after tonight, I promise"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Surprise! It's me!"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I forget to mention I use to play competitively?
I'll try to hit it a little softer next time so you can hit it back, sweetie."

 

[EricaAnna]

"Guess what you're not getting tonight, but your sister is"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Sorry, I'm not into women."

 

[LizVegas79]

"So with a sybian, you just sort of sit down on it like this, right Lizzie?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"What happens underwater stays underwater, right?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Oh my god, some guests are SUCH a pain in my ass!"

(words I've said a thousand times lol)

 

[LizVegas79]

"I see you hiding over there in the closet. Go away. I'm reading."

 

[EricaAnna]

"So tell me about this party....will Liz be there?"

 

[investor2020]

"Care to join me for a little splendor in the grass ?"

 

[EricaAnna]

"Oh my God...I just have to take a picture and send it to all my girlfriends....we can all use a good laugh."

 

[investor2020]

"Come on, get with it ! I sense your mind isn't really on this game."

 

[investor2020]

"Officer, can you help me ? I think I got these on backwards again."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Are you sure this dress isn't hanging too low on me, honey? I want to feel
sexy, but I don't want anyone to see my ass crack. Really? You promise you
can't see it? It feels like it's hanging a little low to me."

(no matter what he answers, most women will still check for themselves - we've all learned from experience we just can't trust you guys in a situation like this!)