What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[akaSol]

Do you want a night you will never forget?

 

[mickyp123]

If you knew what the scent of "wet girl" does to a Vampire you would know why i am holding you.

 

[EricaAnna]

"So that's when he stopped kissing me, when I asked if his wife was a good kisser, and he just left me there!"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Ooops! My shoe fell off. What are you going to do about that you cute little pervert?"

 

[EricaAnna]

Woman on top, "you're not going anywhere now....you're mine."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Are you ready for this? I am going to show you a whole new world of pleasure
that is going to change your life forever. You will never want to be with a man
again after I am through with you. Say 'yes', say 'yes' now."

 

[de_valmont]

"Ooops! My shoe fell off. What are you going to do about that you cute little pervert?"

'These straps kill me. I have to check them every other minute, would you do it for me in the back?'

 

[thefishfryer]

I love that look on your face when you see my stocking tops.

 

[investor2020]

"Why yes, I am alone and not expecting anyone. Did you say your name was Liz?
Please join me . . . I think we may have a lot in common."

 

[thefishfryer]

It's really strange how that plain looking waitress seems to look more attractive after each glass of wine. I'm on the second bottle now and about to make the same mistake again.

 

[LizVegas79]

"Oh my god you were right! This is the most beautiful place in the world I have ever been!
Thank you sooooo much for bringing me here. I know we just did it in the hotel this morning,
but can we have sex down there on that beach? Please, please, please! Take another Viagra.
So what if we get caught? Who cares? It'll just make this place even more unforgettable!"

 

[LizVegas79]

(blonde): "Oh my god. Does that sound like a sybbie to you? I think this perv has a sybbie!
Yaaay!!! If it is, we totally have to fuck him so he'll let us play with it. Okay?"
(brunette): "Yeah, that totally sounds like a sybbie. Sure, we can fuck him if you want.
But do you see that painting over there? I think it's a real Picasso. We should leave a door
open or something so that we can come back later and totally fucking steal it. "

 

[EricaAnna]

"So, with my husband gone for the weekend, I wonder if that cute, curvy girl at his work that he talks about all the time has ever had experience with a sybbie?"

 

[zoso682001]

What are your plans for dinner?
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I think I'll be eating out !

 

[LizVegas79]

"Really? You've never fucked on the ocean before? It's so awesome. The waves do half the work."

 

[LizVegas79]

"It's too bad you're married. I've always thought you were kinda cute."

 

[EricaAnna]

"Well, yes, my girlfriend is gone for the week....see we have a deal, when either of us are on vacation we can sleep with anyone we want while we're apart...but no strings attached."

 

[LizVegas79]

"It looks like you have a flashlight in your pocket. But I don't know why you would have a
flashlight in your pocket out here on the ocean in the middle of the day. Oh? It's not a
flashlight? Then what pray tell could it be? Do you want to show me? You know, my husband
is going to be riding his stupid jet ski for at least an hour so we don't have anything else to
do but play hide the flashlight."

 

[LizVegas79]

"You do realize our husbands are going to be riding their stupid jet skis for at least an hour, right?
I could show you the cabin again if you like. We could mix ourselves a drink and take a little nap
together and wait for them to come back if you want."

 

[investor2020]

Her: "Well you certainly know the right key to play with me."

 

[EricaAnna]

Her: "You better hurry before my husband comes back...unless you want him to catch you with his wife"

 

[LizVegas79]

Guys, here's an excellent example of a bad joke ending your sex life:

Take away lesson - please stop making bad jokes in bed!!!

I have to admit this one was pretty funny though - I may have to use it some day
(for the record, girls can get away with making bad jokes in bed because you guys are thrilled we are even there lol)

 

[LizVegas79]

"Mmmm, a G-chord for my G-spot. My, my, you ARE talented!"

 

[JustDave478]

"Really? You've never fucked on the ocean before? It's so awesome. The waves do half the work."

Insane.

 

[LizVegas79]

(brunette): "Oh my god, I can't even remember my husband's name right now!"