What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Xerxes82]

So... that's a yes?

 

[CucumberLemonade]

I went poet-mode for you.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

My dog has barked at me. That's as good as it's got so far.

 

[Gemma_0]

your lips are to die for

 

[Suz_anne]

"I'll go to the grocery store this afternoon."

 

[Suz_anne]

I personally would expand on this a little.

How do you think I got him to agree to do the grocery?

*insert tongue in cheek/international sign for blowjob emoji*

 

[tnman03]

"I'll go to the grocery store this afternoon."

I personally would expand on this a little.

How do you think I got him to agree to do the grocery?

*insert tongue in cheek/international sign for blowjob emoji*

 

[AlliaPotestas]

That I don’t have a fat cunt... ermmmm ta! I think...

My other half is a charmer

 

[PNWKitten]

That all my bits are beautiful.

 

[LikeableMe]

Now that would be telling

 

[Violetvixen1]

Yes Mistress

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Fuck..."

 

[Xerxes82]

Here, hold my towel...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Would you like ranch for your fries?

 

[TongueLust]

"In my pocket."

 

[LizVegas79]

"This is a drop-off zone only, ma'am. No getting out of your car."

 

[JerseyJade]

"Pretty toes."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Pretty toes."

(you know what that's code for, right? )

 

[neakman]

(you know what that's code for, right? )

Maybe,
but in JerseyJade's case they probably wanted to say "pretty tits" but were scared!!

 

[JerseyJade]

(you know what that's code for, right? )

Umm.. no. What?

Maybe,
but in JerseyJade's case they probably wanted to say "pretty tits" but were scared!!

Lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'I love your dirty mouth'

 

[Richard_C]

Wild honey has her tits out!!! Ha, I kid.

 

[PNWKitten]

I dont share.

The words may not be, but how it was said sure was.

 

[numeniusa]

"All of your shoes are 'fuck me' shoes, in my opinion"

 

[Leigh81]

I was handed my coffee & got a "here you go love", just like the other people in front of me.

L